The experts have a lot of the ground covered already but I’d start with a big massive set of stone piers with the compulsory electric gates of the finest wrought iron. You could of course ornament the gates with decorative hurls as the centerpieces.
Your friend will then be able to formulate an opinion on the ability of the contractor to deliver the finished article. 5 things to insist upon:
Piers, gates, island, granite worktops, gym-room.
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A big fuck off Utility as well. Should be bigger than the Master Bedroom
Wouldn’t a small, stone built gate lodge just round it off. Stables are bridge too far I fear.
It would. As would a roundabout in front of the front door.
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I have a peninsula in my kitchen.
The servants have to live somewhere
A house calling out for a Parlour
You’ll just about get away with that.
In this climate you need a good utility area for your springer spaniel.
A pair of eagles on top of them
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A place for his e-pals to holiday
I showed him this text. His English wife thought it was so nice she had tears in her eyes.
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She’ll be welcome in the land of a thousand welcomes
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Fucking quaaares…
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Do you want TV services and broadband? I know a man
Flatty the cunt will get an archipelago in his kitchen
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Be like the Caribbean. Islands all over the shop
Interesting, but could you really believe an auctioneer?
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I have a few magic beans here that might interest you
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Tears of laughter I’d say