Woeful Journalism


#1322

http://www.pressreader.com/ireland/irish-independent/20170703/283704069495154

Mother of Christ


#1323

Stormzy signs for Man Utd according to The Evening Herald.


#1324

The Hearld mistaking Stormzy for Lukaku is one thing but The Leitrim Observer mistaking Chris Kamara for Jeff Sterling (aka Jeff Stelling) is another.


#1325

Reminds of this cracker about Bobby Robson

What, the young Newcastle forward Shola Ameobi was asked by a journalist, did his teammates call him? “Shola,” he replied. And how, the disappointed but still hopeful interlocutor asked, did his manager address him? “He calls me Carl Cort.”


#1326

I think Jeff is just out of picture there on the right.We’re not that gone on soccer Saturday or whatever its called.Jeff and Chris wouldn’t be household names only to a few townies or bucks under 25.


#1327

More of an excuse to post pictures of the delightful Bec Judd, but this tale of the Judd family’s flight ordeal is as harrowing as it gets. Reader discretion is advised…

Everything seemed to be going smoothly when the flight left on time, but about halfway through the flight, a passenger seated behind Bec and her family fell ill causing the flight to be diverted and setting off an unfortunate chain reaction.

“The poor gentleman behind me vomited everywhere — it kind of went on the back of my seat and down the aisle. Then my children were smelling the vomit and crying … One of my twins, Tom, smells the vomit and then he decides that he’s going to vomit everywhere as well.
“So vomit is on my legs, it is on my husband, it is on my mum, and my other twin Darcy decides that he has diarrhoea.”
Chris volunteers to take Darcy to the bathroom and change him, where the series of unfortunate events continues.
“My husband has to go into this little plane cubicle and change him. But while he’s changing him, Darcy pulls the air freshener out of the wall and sprays it in his eye.”

The family finally landed in Melbourne after a diversion to Brisbane, but the hilarious nightmare didn’t end there.
“Anyway we are covered in spew and poo, we get to Melbourne airport, and who’s waiting at Melbourne airport for us? A pap.”
Chris ended up being late to the match and Bec said she learnt an important lesson about travelling with a young family.
“It was actually a nightmare! So I have decided in future holidays, I’m never leaving Melbourne. It is just ridiculous,” she joked.


#1328

This gimp has a laughably poor audition to be the new Mullally in today’s times.


#1329

Ironically the cunt would benefit from a few pills or the like


#1330

He’s only 28.

A weirdo…


#1331

The voice of a generation. Just what the country needs -


#1332

He looks like this cunt’s lovechild.


#1333

And this cunts brother


#1334


This cuntbag Prone.


#1335

#1336

Must be great to be a Mayo supporter all the same. A great bunch of lads to follow, and guaranteed quarter finalists every year with a few All Ireland Sunday weekend sessions fired in. Could be a worse lot.


#1337

Kevin Myers was trending there so I had a quick look to see if he died.

Unfortunately, it just looks like the Brits are now being exposed to his boorish, nonsensical brand of journalism.


#1338

The equal pay nonsense regards public service broadcasters here and on the mainland is comical . There is a very simple solution . None of the cunts should be paid more than the Taoiseach /PM.

Rud eile . These debates are generally started by well feathered feminists generally bemoaning pay gaps in academia and media. The cunts never address issues in the lower tiers of society .

Myers is a bit of a cunt but he is ruffling the right feathers here.


#1339

He’s doing Rupert Murdoch’s bidding here, it’s pathetic. In the Sunday Times, singing the praises of Sky whilst putting the boot into the BBC.


#1340

Myers is like most conservative journalists - utterly consumed by whatever imagined culture wars he’s fighting in his head.

Reality is like following a football team as far as he’s concerned.


#1341

Female models and porn stars earn more than their male equivalents.

Market forces. Supply and demand.