Apodyopsis
The act of mentally undressing somebody/imagining somebody naked.
Engaging in apodyopsis of an audience advice often given to a nervous speaker before they make a speech.
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I enjoy the daily update of this thread 
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abligurition
indulgent spending on food and drink
As the pubs and restaurants reopen many lads on tfk are planing to engage in some abligurition and photo taking.
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Mugwump
A derogatory term for a person who sits on the fence, a manager affecting to be above petty squabbles/person who has been persuaded by his possession of a minor official position into a sense of self-importance, often becoming obnoxious as a result
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Logrolling
Mutual and excruciating exchange of pleasantries and compliments
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deipnosophist
sparkling and erudite dinner-table conversationalists.
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A scarce commodity. Plenty anti-deipnosophists spring to mind.
Lanspresado
someone who conveniently shows up without any money/having some other convoluted story to explain why they have no money/wallet
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Frobly wobly
So-so, neither good nor bad
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Like this addendum to the thread
snecklifter
a bloke who pokes his head into the pub to see if there’s anyone who might buy him a drink
It’ll be hard for snecklifters and lanspresados in the new normal where going to the pub requires a prior booking.
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You must be a right cheap bastard to keep getting called these things
Kakistocracy
An unqualified and incompetent government.
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Grubbling
The art of searching through your pockets for your phone, or keys, or any similar small objects.
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Philogrobilized
a word to convey feeling hungover but without admitting to drinking
I’m a little philogrobilized this morning.
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Pandiculation
stretching and yawning at the same time
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Pissuprest
The holding in of urine. Holding in piss when lying in bed and not wanting to get up. Holding in a piss after a feed of pints.
One man allowed in a pub bathroom post Covid 19 will be an incredible inconvenience when you are pissuprest.
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Day-raw
First streak of red in the morning sky.
The day-raw is a pleasure reserved for the early riser.
Jumentous
Smelling like horse piss.
That new aftershave is fucking jumentous.
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