Nurdle
The amount of the small blob of toothpaste you apply to a toothbrush.
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pogonotomy
Cutting a beard, shaving
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Grinnow
a stain that has not come out of clothes in the wash that you only notice when you put them on
Expergefactor
something that wakes you up
exegesis- refers to a critical undersanding of a text
John Bercow used it last year, I used it last week when humiliating someone on a bridge ( call)
"now look , im not in any position ( damn right i was) to query your exegesis of the associated documentaion provided by Japan but it may be possible to conclude after examining what was said there may be fundamental issues with how your module approached the problem "
silence
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Any word contain an X is class. I didnât make that up. I read it in a book. So if you want to impress with a document, use words with lots of Xs. Verbally I donât think it has the same impact though.
Gongoozle
To state idly at a canal or waterway
An urban description of a crowbangerâŚ
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Feague
shoving live eels up a horseâs arse. It could be used figuratively to mean to encourage or liven up somebody
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Cc @joeduffy
Egrote
To feign an illness to avoid work.
Drumble
To be sluggish, confused or lazy. to do something in a way that shows that one does not know what one is doing.
If Liverpool defenders continue to drumble, Chelsea will score another goal.
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Please desist from supplying additional words the might be appropriated to less than energetic forumites. The last 2 appear to be directed at certain individuals. 
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Freck
To move swiftly or nimbly
There are a few lads on here who need to start to fecking freck a bit of the time.
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We have a few of these 
Mumpsimus
A person who obstinately adheres to old customs or ideas in spite of evidence that they are wrong or unreasonable.
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schnapsidee
an idea that seems great when youâre drunk but is not so great when considered sober
Okta
the standard unit of measure of cloud cover
9 is too cloudy to see clouds
Rogitate
To ask a question repeatedly in the manner of a child
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Pingle
To eat little without appetite
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Prime examples recently evidenced in the Murders in Ireland thread.
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