Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

Youā€™re right. My language was far too hysterical

I think youā€™ll come through this, such self awareness is to be commended.

you could feel the ā€œseetheā€ off it alright. Iā€™d say youā€™re stage 5.

halfwit

wimmin

Simpleton

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Some of my best friends are women who play sports

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Stale banter

Iā€™ve noticed that if a phrase getā€™s a few likes it suddenly getā€™s circulated a lot more and becomes a part of the tfk lexicon

:rollseyes:

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indeed, saying @anon78624367 is a cunt is guaranteed a few likes

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guaranteedā€¦ if you can manage to shoe horn in that Iā€™m having a meltdown youā€™d get a nice post out of it.

Lads getting ā€œRan off/Chased from the forumā€

With their tae in a mug

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Porter,
like itā€™s the 1940s.

Reach around.

wishful thinking on your part?

far from it

Put on a bit of weight?

ā€œflenseā€

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