Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

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Sidegroup

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Cantonese dumplings.

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Was this @cowpat after a takeaway?

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Unfiltered

The pigeon on the chessboard

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Rapist

Surprise sex (several posters furiously try to delete old posts)

I certainly used the phrase surprise sex a few times back in the day, among others sadly. I was a younger man then, a foolish man. Am I rehabilitated?

There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m here now or because people think I should feel bad for it. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who used those terrible words.

I wanna talk to him. I wanna try to talk some sense to him – tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man is all that’s left. I gotta live with that. Rehabilitated? It’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and search the posts, sonny, and stop wasting my time.

Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit.