Words and phrases that are more commonly used on tfk than in real life

The Nogra boys

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Chaired a meeting today, 4 of us at the top table, the attendees on the floor were getting hot under the collar and one gave a particularly nasty dig at another.
I wrote ‘oooft’ on my diary and showed it to one of my colleagues sitting alongside me, she wrote back on her scribble pad ‘too right’. This lady is in her late 50’s. I was thrilled she knew what I meant by ‘oooft’.

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For your sake I hope she didn’t think you are proposing to ooft her.

No Prowler, she knew exactly what I meant.

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None of that happened.

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Which part didn’t happen ? You cark cunt.

You being at a top table was an obvious fabrication

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Yeah right.You big prowler cunt.

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Windmilling.

cc @Tim_Riggins, @mikehunt.

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Deigned

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More windmilling from @Tim_Riggins and @mikehunt today.

Cunt.

Cunt.

And pivoting.

Bouyant

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy has a great lexicon.

Malleable @flattythehurdler

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I remember that one. Had to google it.

Fucktard.

“You come across as real weirdo.”

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“jennings”

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