HBV
December 11, 2010, 12:14am
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about 2006 i think, very height of boom, we were flown to marbella on a friday where for 48 hours we drank irish cider and fucked the cheapest hookers we could find
this year its a chinese and a couple of free pints but im not going
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Non event last night. I snuck off for what I thought would be much greener pastures… It wasn’t, just a prick teasing cunt
I didn’t go to ours on Saturday night as I hate christmas parties and I live too far away anyway. However, our national sales manager got well on it and kicked onto another bar with some of my colleagues afterwards. He was refused entry as he was so pissed, to which he replied, insulted, that he was in fact retarded, not drunk and he’d have them up before the disabillity commission.
Not exactly high jinks, however another senior manager was there and none too happy about it, as he has a disabled child. There’s been a frosty silence between them since.
Our one was pretty tame. I fucking hate buffets, why oh why do people spend good money on them. Enough free drink to drown an elephant but I work with mostly oldies who were pissed as farts early on. They had a pretty excruciating rap competition where all the tables had to rap about the company to win an iPad. I headed into town soon after.
Was on my way to my first proper Xmas party one year, black tie event and all was really looking forward to it but spent the night in the Mater Hospital instead. That fuck Louis Copeland had some dozy cunt accepting the suits back a few days after thankfully. Note to forumites - hand the goon back the dickey bow and put all the clothes in a bag.
The stint across the water had some good ones - nighttime cruise down the Thames though we had to pay for the thing. The MI5 or MI6 HQ in Vauxhall is pretty impressive at night time. Another cunt of a buffet, just spend the money on booze ffs. The highlight was probably afterwards watching Ricky Hatton getting the shit hammered out of him by Floyd Mayweather in some dingy all night club and the Northern Brits bawling their eyes out at the screen.
no wonder these two flopped in Ireland & had to emigrate ,the sub total of their xmas parties experience is one hired a suit but didnt go & the other one didnt go but knows someone that got drunk at his
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Pikeman
December 11, 2010, 4:04pm
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Am dying here on the couch after the party last night. Decent bit of craic though-some savage looking women at it.
Am heading to Kings of Leon tonight so I hope this headaches is well gone.
I’m doing my best to hold onto a poo here too as I’m too fooked to get up and go to the jacks.
Fuck off m8. No one gives a fuck.
Am dying here on the couch after the party last night. Decent bit of craic though-some savage looking women at it.
Am heading to Kings of Leon tonight so I hope this headaches is well gone.
I’m doing my best to hold onto a poo here too as I’m too fooked to get up and go to the jacks.
hope youre feeling better pikey, we’re all thinking of you…
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i cant stand the way Pike, Fran & Mac use this site to “tweet” their inane bullshit
Had our Christmas party last night. Ended up in the Idle Hour. Holy shit is all I’ll say…
What’s the problem now NCC?
