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That’s not a genuine Illuminati email at all

It’s very bold.

I like that illuminatiinvite@outlook.com was obviously gone. Maybe take by the illuminati :flushed:

The Illuminati have pretenders everywhere, it was no doubt taken by some untrustworthy shoddy group.

I intend to leave my money to you,am also giving my body to science for research.
I want this last act of mine to be an offering to humanity.
I’m diagnosed with laryngeal cancer,respond so i know you got this.
Bless you

I’ve been rumbled by internet sextortion group operating out of Muirioch

Beannacht,

Seo an rabhadh deireanach.
Tá do chóras i gcontúirt.

Cóipeáiltear na sonraí go léir ó do ghléas chuig ár bhfreastalaithe. Thaifead tú físeán ó do cheamara ag féachaint ar porn freisin.

Rinne mo víreas ionfhabhtú ar do ghléas trí shuíomh Gréasáin do dhaoine fásta ar thug tú cuairt orthu le déanaí.
Mura bhfuil a fhios agat conas a oibríonn sé, inseoidh mé duit na sonraí.

Tugann an víreas Trojan rochtain agus smacht iomlán dom ar an bhfeiste atá á úsáid agat. Mar thoradh air sin, is féidir liom an scáileán iomlán a fheiceáil, an ceamara agus an micreafón a chasadh air, agus níor thug tú faoi deara é fiú.

Rinne mé gabháil físe de do ghléas scáileáin agus ceamara agus shuiteáil mé físeán, i gcuid amháin de tá físeán de tú ag masturbating, agus sa chuid eile tá físeán porn a d’oscail tú ag an nóiméad sin.
Feicim do liosta teagmhála iomlán ó d’fhón agus ó na meáin shóisialta go léir. Is féidir liom an físeán seo a phostáil ar do ghuthán iomlán, ríomhphost, agus liosta teagmhála na meán sóisialta ar an toirt.
Ina theannta sin, is féidir liom faisnéis faoi do r-phost a sheoladh chuig gach duine chomh maith le huirlisí cumarsáide. Is féidir liom do cháil a scriosadh go deo.

Más mian leat na hiarmhairtí seo a sheachaint, ansin:Aistrigh $ 1200 (Dollar na SA) chuig mo sparán Bitcoin

(Mura bhfuil a fhios agat conas é seo a dhéanamh, clóscríobh “Ceannaigh Bitcoin” i mbosca cuardaigh Google). Mo Sparán Bitcoin (Sparán BTC): bc1ql39kmgaw7t5tmscks882ndrvw6c2ln3hly8kmh

A luaithe a thiocfaidh an íocaíocht, scriosfaidh mé an físeán láithreach agus geallaim nach gcuirfidh mé aon bhac ort arís.

Tá 50 uair an chloig agat (díreach os cionn 2 lá) chun an íocaíocht a chríochnú. Faighim fógra uathoibríoch nuair a léigh mé an ríomhphost seo. Mar an gcéanna, scoireann an lasc ama go huathoibríoch tar éis duit an r-phost reatha a léamh.

Ná déan iarracht gearán a dhéanamh faoi rud ar bith toisc nach leanann an sparán, an post ónar tháinig an litir, agus ní leanann sé agus ní chruthaíonn sí go huathoibríoch, mar sin níl aon chiall leis scríobh chugam. Má dhéanann tú iarracht an ríomhphost seo a roinnt le duine, seolfaidh an córas iarratas go huathoibríoch chuig na freastalaithe, a sheolfaidh an fhaisnéis uile chuig líonraí sóisialta.
Ní chuidíonn athrú do líonraí sóisialta, ríomhphoist, agus pasfhocail do ghléas leat toisc go bhfuil an fhaisnéis uile uaslódáilte cheana féin ar mo bhraisle freastalaí.

Ádh mór, agus ná déan aon rud dúr. Smaoinigh ar do cháil.

Great opportunity to reply with

Feicinn mé, Feicinn tú

No bites yet to that address anyway.

Go bhfóire Dia orainn

I got a similar email as Bearla over the weekend but it also included an old password I used for social accounts which was in a corporate hack some years back. It got my attention.

I think most Limerick lads have had some variation of “fucktipp” in their password over the years

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If puberty could talk, what would it say?

@Juhniallio even the spammers are getting in on Seachtain na Gaeilge

Táim ag dul isteach i gcruinniú doras dúnta faoi láthair
agus ba mhaith liom tú cabhrú liom le tasc gearr ach práinneach,
Kindly freagra le d’uimhir soghluaiste agus fanacht ar mo téacs, Go
raibh maith agat.

Die?

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