Just lock yourself into the bedroom.
Two useless fuckers
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Princess has my jocks and socks ironed for me every Sunday evening.
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I’m not saying she needs to be shoeless and tied to the sink, but jaysus if she’s can’t iron a few cardies…
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I’m with you here pal. Very awkward being around when the cleaners are in.
And she follows that up with the back sack and crack, you’re a lucky man.
She sounds like a classy lady, pal. I have a cardigan, but I never iron it.
What the fuck ??
Okay, munching has begun.
1 X Tub of Tubs Sour Jellies
1 X pack of Malteasers
1 X pack of Johnny Onion Rings ( eaten )
1 X pack of Tayto Waffles ( eaten )
1 X pack of King Salt & Vinegar
Popcorn ready for the Microwave.
On the drinks side, iced water to balance out the rubbish above.
Wish it was go time already.
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No alcohol, kid?
No, pal.
Not a fan of boozing at home.
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Had a lovely sourdough pizza a while ago. Have some candy and a couple of ales chilling. Pumped.
I’m gonna watch the super bowl in 2018 just as an excuse to eat a load of junk food and sweets. This thread has inspired me
Hawaiian Supervalu pizza
Meanies
Sour haribo
6 large peroni
Saw David Hall in Supervalu wearing flared jeans and a bubble jacket.
Animal. The self-loathing will be off the charts in the morning.
Boozing at home with the baba on the lap eating junk hypnotised by the superbowl 
You’ll be fair backed up in the morning
I’ll not get through much of those , I’ve a box of pringles (sour cream) 4 (four) pack of toffee crisp and 4 pack of rolo also.
Wrong you flute. 