Zlatan - a thread for the former non believers to apologise

This imposter has run out of matches. Barca would do well to toss him aside like a used rubber.

Iā€™m speaking softly and carrying a big stick.

Pique is the future for Barcaā€™s attack it seems.

I wouldnt use this fellas leg to bate cattle.

When was the last time you saw your stick?

in the words of george hamilton, zlatan is " an expensive swedish flop!"

fuckin useless this zlatan lad is.

you lost your whole argument there

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look at what this useless prick is upto now:

http://momento24.com/en/2010/05/06/ibrahimovic-and-pique-in-an-unexpected-picture/

its disgraceful that bondage and ncc are supporting this player. i hear he has started on the bench for barcas last games

i see this expensive waste of space has spent the last few weeks of the season warming the bench. he only came on last night when the game was won.

what a waste of money this flop has been.

i was a non believer until i saw that photo of him in a clinch with his team mate, now im in no doubt the bloke is a fully fledged homo sexual and i have no issue making an apology.

and fair play to him we are all gods children.

and fair play to cocktake for being the first to notice, his gaydar is certainly turned on.

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fair play to bondage and pukey too. never thought they were gays but it just goes to show you, you just dont know some people.

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Thank you Zlatan. :clap:
All his goals in his first season as a BarƧa player here -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTCXW6zvm80

are you a homo-sexual lover aswell?

Iā€™m no phobe bro but I donā€™t know what it has to do with Zlatanā€™s goals (BarƧaā€™s second top scorer in La Liga) helping to win us the League again.
The one player that disappointed me this year is Henry. His time is up it seems.

What was interesting about that youtube clip was the amount of times Pique was on the scene to congratulate his lover on scoring. Very touching and I think this relationship may go the distance, even when Zlatan is turfed out of the Club in the Summer.

That free kick was daycent mind you.

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Yeah, it was crazy the amount of times Pique never congratulated Messi for scoring throughout the seasonā€¦

if he is so great, why has he been warming the bench in recent weeks?

his motivation levels are low