Zlatan - a thread for the former non believers to apologise

anon95599269 · December 3, 2009, 1:07pm

[quote=“croppy_boy”]he would be among the ilk of Andy Cole and Ian Rush for being a good opportunist without ever scoring a spectacular effort or showing much imagination or a deft touch on the field of play.

Zlatan differs in that when he gets tired he might just pull on the ball and hope for the best. That and the fact that he’s fat.[/quote]

he is the top goalscorer ever in european competitions
he is Milans highest ever goalscorer in european competition. its funny that drunken hun criticising him considering he never managed a striker in his class

Watchyourtoes · December 3, 2009, 1:09pm

[quote=“north county corncrake”]he is the top goalscorer ever in european competitions
he is Milans highest ever goalscorer in european competition. its funny that drunken hun criticising him considering he never managed a striker in his class[/quote]
Cantona no? didn’t expect you to remember him!:rolleyes:

Rintintin · December 3, 2009, 1:12pm

Please God tell me you are not comparing Cantiona to a world class striker? Fucking hell Cantona really fool those dozy Manc supporters.

anon95599269 · December 3, 2009, 1:14pm

idiot

Watchyourtoes · December 3, 2009, 1:20pm

Oh and I forgot King Henrik,who is the greatest Sweedish player of all time so where does that leave Zlatan?

anon95599269 · December 3, 2009, 1:30pm

behind zlatan:rolleyes:

Flano · December 3, 2009, 1:32pm

He’s no Robbie Fowler.

Flano · December 3, 2009, 1:33pm

Pikeman · December 3, 2009, 1:38pm

9 goals in 11 games for Barcelona-hard to argue with his greatness so far. :barcasmile:

tipptops · December 3, 2009, 1:43pm

Cristiano has 9 in 9 for Real.

The_Runt · December 3, 2009, 1:46pm

:rolleyes:

Kevin Phillips had 23 in 26, 98/99 season.

anon95599269 · December 3, 2009, 1:47pm

Kevin Phillips had 23 in 26, 98/99 season.[/quote]

a typical EPL runt post:rolleyes:

Pikeman · December 3, 2009, 1:48pm

Don’t think he does.

Pikeman · December 3, 2009, 1:48pm

Kevin Phillips had 23 in 26, 98/99 season.[/quote]

He was just finishing off Niall Quinn’s shots for about 19 of those goals.

The_Runt · December 3, 2009, 1:50pm

Kevin Phillips > Zlatan

tipptops · December 3, 2009, 1:53pm

6 la liga games - 5 goals
3 champions league games - 4 goals

Cristiano actually was 9 from 7 games before the injury.

Pikeman · December 3, 2009, 1:56pm

[quote=“tipptops*”]6 la liga games - 5 goals
3 champions league games - 4 goals[/quote]

Fair enough-didn’t think he’d scored 4 in Champs League.
Has nothing to do with Zlatan though.

Mullach_Ide · December 3, 2009, 2:09pm

[quote=“Pikeman”]Fair enough-didn’t think he’d scored 4 in Champs League.
Has nothing to do with Zlatan though.[/quote]

Cristiano > Zlatan to the nth power

Pikeman · December 3, 2009, 2:14pm

True.

croppy_boy · December 3, 2009, 2:15pm

[quote=“north county corncrake”]he is the top goalscorer ever in european competitions
he is Milans highest ever goalscorer in european competition. its funny that drunken hun criticising him considering he never managed a striker in his class[/quote]

He managed one Ruud Van Nistelrooy: Utd’s top scorer in European Competition and second only to Inzaghi in the all time list.