A dirty weekend away

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 964118, member: 129”]Anyone ever been to Edenderry? Going over there on Saturday. Staying in a B&B. Wiki lists the Grand Canal as the principal attraction. It sounds like a right boring shithole.

I might have to take the girl up to Enfield for some culture so she doesn’t think I’m a complete peasant. There might be a variety show on at the hotel or something like that.[/QUOTE]

Jesus. You’d be better off in New Ross.

Bray, edenderry…next you’ll doing three in a bed with farmer in clonmel!!..poor young Brazilian
what an Irish experience!

Eh, see thread title mate.

@Thrawneen - I don’t mean to pry (well I do really) but what happened the the last bird? Apologies if I’ve missed the details on another thread.

Edenderry along with Golden in Tipperary is the most incestuous looking place I’ve ever come across

Athy.

:smiley:

Edenderry is a very depressing spot. Makes Athy seem like Nirvana. Great GAA club though

Is Edenderry in Offaly or Wicklow?

@briantinnion She booted me out because I was drunk and surly all the time.

@farmerinthecity The young lady is an au pair in Edenderry so I said I’d visit instead of having to pay to stay somewhere in Dublin.

@Bandage Offaly, pal.

Bloody hell - I know they say you should treat a girl well but relax mate, keep some money for yourself.

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 964153, member: 129”]@briantinnion She booted me out because I was drunk and surly all the time.

@farmerinthecity The young lady is an au pair in Edenderry so I said I’d visit instead of having to pay to stay somewhere in Dublin.

@Bandage Offaly, pal.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like you’ve bounced right back mate. Congratulations. :clap:

I’m all about bouncebackability, as espoused by that other noted Lothario and fellow dreamboat - Iain Dowie.

And Alan Partridge

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/642x390/o_r/Partridge_GQ_27May11.jpg

Kiss my face!

Anyway, so is the consensus that there is literally nothing to do in Edenderry bar drinking, eating and having sex?
Lucky I didn’t book the second night…

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 964179, member: 129”]Kiss my face!

Anyway, so is the consensus that there is literally nothing to do in Edenderry bar drinking, eating and having sex?
Lucky I didn’t book the second night…[/QUOTE]

There’s a bog there for bog sports.

Would you not bring her to a hotel nearby at least? Swimming pool, sauna and a decent room with a big bath.

There’s racing in Kilbeggan on Monday

He’s an unemployed alcoholic. Do you think he has money to be wasting on a hotel room for his girlfriend? Any extra money he has is for hookers.

You could bring her to Tullamore on Sunday for an exhibition of hurling from two giants of the Leinster game

A sub standard B&B will hardly be a whole pile cheaper than 1 night in a decent Hotel.