A dirty weekend away

Do you really think so? I’d love to write. And have it devoured in the Woeful Journalism thread here. That’d be a proud day.

I really do. You have nothing to lose. Make a start today.

What would your meals consist of these days Thraw?

They were nice for a couple of weeks but fuck me it’s the same shit every week. I don’t recommend them as a long term solution. Depressing shit. Especially as I was in East Wall and it’d be some header who was about 100 times more fucked up than me spouting on. Twas entertaining for a while and then you’re just sitting there thinking “christ, life is short, I’ve better things to be doing than hanging out drinking tea and putting my spare change in a bag with these reprobates”.

So I started drinking a few beers again at weekends.

I agree with FP, you should write a seedy book about riding Latino women, women of the night & women that want a “Kept Man”.

Best seller alert, plus the gash you would get thereafter would be immense.

Still weetabix for breakfast but only because I live with my parents and they’d be aghast to see me have a steak or chicken for breakfast.

Chicken/fish with brocolli and whatever else is around veg wise for lunch.

3 eggs done on the pan at 6. No milk or butter.

No eating in between meals. And if I am in Dublin I will forgoe lunch rather than eat a sandwich or something. If I’m feeling rich I’ll buy a pack of roast beef from M&S and have that.

A great diet.

I’ll give it a whirl. It’s always been an ambition of mine.

What’s the plan for moving out of the parents gaf or generally on life @Thrawneen or are we going with a short term plan of mooching about and seeing how many Brazilians you can pick up on badoo for the time being?

Applied for a heap of jobs this morning, glas. I didn’t want to risk getting one before the WC and would be happy enough to stay unemployed until after le Tour.
It’s good to be here. No boozing, good running and easy to stick to the diet. And €188 a week. A man can be happy with that arrangement for a few months.

I hear it hasn’t got half as many carbs as floating Weetabix alright…

Sparkling, not floating. You ruined the gag.

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 968961, member: 129”]Still weetabix for breakfast but only because I live with my parents and they’d be aghast to see me have a steak or chicken for breakfast.

Chicken/fish with brocolli and whatever else is around veg wise for lunch.

3 eggs done on the pan at 6. No milk or butter.

No eating in between meals. And if I am in Dublin I will forgoe lunch rather than eat a sandwich or something. If I’m feeling rich I’ll buy a pack of roast beef from M&S and have that.

A great diet.[/QUOTE]
That doesn’t sound like a lot of food, bro-are you starving by night time?

back off pal…my gag…my rules…*
I didn’t even think of that one… :frowning:

Nah, I don’t feel the hunger at all. And if I do, I savour it. If I do get hungry I’d have a spoon or two of greek yoghurt.

:mad:

That’ll be good for the thrush you’ll pick up.

My little Brazilian honeypie is a pure, evangelical-oriented sweetheart. She is untainted.

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 969021, member: 129”]My little Brazilian honeypie is a pure, evangelical-oriented sweetheart. She WAS untainted.[/QUOTE]:smiley:

Whatever Kleberson.

A wasted trip then.