Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

I’m glad to read this… Not the baby or injured part - congrats on fire warden duty — well wear on new home ---- but it’s time you done away with this shitty little running / jogging - that’s for fannies.

Time you upped your game and started doing proper muscular endurance and strength work… the good news is, you can do this with out leaving your home or baby.

I thought that was @GeoffreyBoycott?

No the gaffer has been caught short a few times

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Caught shart you mean

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I shat myself sometime between 2004 and 2008. I can’t pinpoint the exact date but I was living off Waterloo Road back then and I shat myself in the lane near Andrea Corr’s house after getting caught out on the way home from The 51.

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You’re forgiven not forgotten.

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Name the bloody bastard

Gee man, I’m not going to out someone and risk them feeling the wrath of TFK barista crew.

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He can’t. He’s stuck in Bandages basement putting furniture together. Outing him could lead to some unwanted attention for the PIRA gang.

you’re a horrible bastard

I’d say whoever that very helpful poster was gave you great advice and tips on where to get quality valued products. I’m sure he’ll appreciate being kept away from the wrath of the baristas and their coffee fuelled rage

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He should be hunted down and stuck. The fool probably doesn’t know his robusta from his arabica.

The barista mob is coming under pressure and starting to steam. I can see somebody being in hot water before the day is out.

theyre suffering from Insomnia and its all at a terrible personal Costa.

Hard to believe that somebody who was talked out of nespresso on account of it being shit went for a tassimo
It’s like going for Coors over Bud

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I have a Tassimo. Haven’t used it in 9 months. Very average.

We’re dealing with Blandage here, pal.

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This thread has taken a very sinister and mean twist.

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Not sinister or mean enough

+1. Some people can’t help being mean.