Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Gee man, I’m not going to out someone and risk them feeling the wrath of TFK barista crew.

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He can’t. He’s stuck in Bandages basement putting furniture together. Outing him could lead to some unwanted attention for the PIRA gang.

you’re a horrible bastard

I’d say whoever that very helpful poster was gave you great advice and tips on where to get quality valued products. I’m sure he’ll appreciate being kept away from the wrath of the baristas and their coffee fuelled rage

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He should be hunted down and stuck. The fool probably doesn’t know his robusta from his arabica.

The barista mob is coming under pressure and starting to steam. I can see somebody being in hot water before the day is out.

theyre suffering from Insomnia and its all at a terrible personal Costa.

Hard to believe that somebody who was talked out of nespresso on account of it being shit went for a tassimo
It’s like going for Coors over Bud

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I have a Tassimo. Haven’t used it in 9 months. Very average.

We’re dealing with Blandage here, pal.

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This thread has taken a very sinister and mean twist.

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Not sinister or mean enough

+1. Some people can’t help being mean.

You were sold a pup mate, taking advice from non coffee drinkers?
Like myself you’ll be sorry, it’s a pity to never have the option of a good cup of coffee at home

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5km is a warm up. Will coffee improve your time or somthing?

We got one of these 14 years ago as a wedding present. It’s still on the go, and all we had to get fixed was the starter button. It has a steamer as well, but what I like the most now is that it only needs coffee. The pod machine is handy, but there is a lot of plastic to put in the bin afterwards…

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That’s a fine machine,

I’d say you love the oul steamer.

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