Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

Boil a kettle. Stick in a spoon of azera. Done.
If I want fancy coffee I’ll let a barista make it.

I’ve an izzo dual boiler in my workshop. The customers appreciate it and it shows you appreciate the finer things etc. There’s a lot to be said for knowing wtf your talking about - in some walks of life

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Sorry, I should have made it clear at the outset. I want something that will mass produce drinkable coffee and other drinks from the wider coffee family in a simple and efficient manner. I didn’t expect to be shamed into joining TFK barista faction. I’m being attacked from all angles here.

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@KinvarasPassion the above few posts were the reason for my original post being honest. If you like mass produced coffee pods, there is a faction on here ready to tell you that it’s completely wrong and shame you into oblivion.

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This thread… :smile:

Pompous arseholery overload!

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Lads growing beards, getting tattoos and putting on their skinny jeans and aprons before they answer a genuine coffee machine query. I’m aghast.

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Mick the Muldoon takes his coffee very seriously.

Seriously bud, I drink too much coffee. I go to all sorts of places to do so, McDonald’s is as good as anywhere you’d pay three times the price for.
Nepresso is fine. The machine is irrelevant, the aldi one is grand, it’s what I have in the kitchen. Have Nepresso machines at all work places. All they do is push hot water through the pod.
They’re like printers, where the machines are pretty much for free, but the pods are expensive.
A separate fluffer is a must. They make fine coffee. A beans to cup job is grand if you have the leisure time to be making four cups a day, but if not it’ll sit there with stale beans and stagnant water.

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@flattythehurdler loves a good fluffer.

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That I do.

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I thought I was very fair you bearded wanker.

That’s ok.

That’s also ok.

It’s not that simple. Don’t be getting ahead of yourself.

In the time it took to make toast for me & my daughter this wonderful real ( coffee ) produce was ready.

You don’t know what you are missing guys. You’d want to be out of your tiny minds to be drinking anything else.

Some of you lads should be thoroughly ashamed to be sharing the same air as us with some bit of respect for Coffee beans.

You wouldn’t know decent coffee beans from rat droppings you mug.

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Mug - Coffee.

Genius.

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Fuck me, I thought we’d reached peak snobbery on here in the whiskey thread recently. Coffee brings it to a whole new level.

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You put milk in it :joy:

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I think we need a thread for the best combination of whiskey and coffee for the best Oirish coffee.

Child won’t drink black coffee.