Affairs

[Fran]

I think it’s time Thrawneen was formally inducted into the Legends Group

[Thrawneen]

@Rintintin

I find this the strangest bit, the fact you wanted to know about him :blink:

Well if some fucker is possibly going to be coming after you, it would be nice to know a bit about him, don’t you think? I just wanted a vague gauging of what kind of guy he was. I wasn’t looking to find out his favourite colour or what brand of toothpaste he favours or anything.

[Watch_The_Break]

@Thrawneen

Well if some fucker is possibly going to be coming after you, it would be nice to know a bit about him, don’t you think? I just wanted a vague gauging of what kind of guy he was. I wasn’t looking to find out his favourite colour or what brand of toothpaste he favours or anything.

You idiot. This is the kind of stuff that could save your life, or at least help the cops pin your murder on him.

[farmerinthecity]

Was this bird hot Thrawneen?

Gamey in the sack?

[caoimhaoin]

@Rintintin

Yea I guess I do but it doesn’t surprise me, you will have cunts in all walks of life.

True

[anon61956325]

Well I am glad to say my days of carrying on are over… I have been lucky enough to find romance over the last month or so. She is everything you could want in a woman… Good looking, smart, funny and financially secure / independent. However, and it is a big however…she is a virgin… and while she admits to being very ready, and we almost have done a few times, she wants to hold out a while longer.

I respect the girl and her stance, it’s refreshing to meet someone in this day in age with morals and who has not rode every cock in sight… But in saying all that, I don’t know how long I can hold out. I am constantly tugging the knob off my self I am so horned up…and not just at home either but in public toilets in college…in work and a jacks in a pub whileout the other night .I’ve even returned to having wet dreams it’s so bad and I am afraid I am gonna knob some slag with a few beers in me soon.

Advice most welcome…

[TwoRunnyEggs]

Clear the area of all good items of clothing and bed covers when she’s ready and put down newspaper.

[treaty_exile]

@ChocolateMice

Well I am glad to say my days of carrying on are over… I have been lucky enough to find romance over the last month or so. She is everything you could want in a woman… Good looking, smart, funny and financially secure / independent. However, and it is a big however…she is a virgin… and while she admits to being very ready, and we almost have done a few times, she wants to hold out a while longer.

I respect the girl and her stance, it’s refreshing to meet someone in this day in age with morals and who has not rode every cock in sight… But in saying all that, I don’t know how long I can hold out. I am constantly tugging the knob off my self I am so horned up…and not just at home either but in public toilets in college…in work and a jacks in a pub whileout the other night .I’ve even returned to having wet dreams it’s so bad and I am afraid I am gonna knob some slag with a few beers in me soon.

Advice most welcome…

run.
run a fucking mile.

I’ll offer 3/1 that Thraw will have his way with her before you do.

[treaty_exile]

Thraw,
can I interest you in 2 tickets to the social event of the year?
A safe haven for yourself and your femme fatale to get (more) intimately acquainted?

and you’ll be doing your bit (no pun intended) for the county at the same time

[Phil_Leotardo]

@ChocolateMice

Well I am glad to say my days of carrying on are over… I have been lucky enough to find romance over the last month or so. She is everything you could want in a woman… Good looking, smart, funny and financially secure / independent. However, and it is a big however…she is a virgin… and while she admits to being very ready, and we almost have done a few times, she wants to hold out a while longer.

I respect the girl and her stance, it’s refreshing to meet someone in this day in age with morals and who has not rode every cock in sight… But in saying all that, I don’t know how long I can hold out. I am constantly tugging the knob off my self I am so horned up…and not just at home either but in public toilets in college…in work and a jacks in a pub whileout the other night .I’ve even returned to having wet dreams it’s so bad and I am afraid I am gonna knob some slag with a few beers in me soon.

Advice most welcome…

I fucking knew it!

Now I know why he doesn’t reply to his mate’s texts anymore. Shows no interest in a lads weekend to Barcelona and a visit to the Nou Camp.

Jokeshop

[farmerinthecity]

@ChocolateMice

Well I am glad to say my days of carrying on are over… I have been lucky enough to find romance over the last month or so. She is everything you could want in a woman… Good looking, smart, funny and financially secure / independent. However, and it is a big however…she is a virgin… and while she admits to being very ready, and we almost have done a few times, she wants to hold out a while longer.

I respect the girl and her stance, it’s refreshing to meet someone in this day in age with morals and who has not rode every cock in sight… But in saying all that, I don’t know how long I can hold out. I am constantly tugging the knob off my self I am so horned up…and not just at home either but in public toilets in college…in work and a jacks in a pub whileout the other night .I’ve even returned to having wet dreams it’s so bad and I am afraid I am gonna knob some slag with a few beers in me soon.

Advice most welcome…

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Thrawneen]

@farmerinthecity

Was this bird hot Thrawneen?

Gamey in the sack?

I would say she’s pretty hot. Very very fit. Like professional athlete-looking fit.
Very gamey, she was ready to do anything I wanted. Being a gent I decided to hold back on all the sick stuff I like until the second date.

@treaty_exile

Thraw,
can I interest you in 2 tickets to the social event of the year?
A safe haven for yourself and your femme fatale to get (more) intimately acquainted?

and you’ll be doing your bit (no pun intended) for the county at the same time

When and where’s it on? I’m sure she’ll be thrilled at the prospect.

[treaty_exile]

Check your texts.

Probably best not to advertise your whereabouts on the net.

You never know who’s watching.

[Thrawneen]

@treaty_exile

Check your texts.

Probably best not to advertise your whereabouts on the net.

You never know who’s watching.

Good thinking. You’re clearly more experienced at this game than I am.

@Fran

I think it’s time Thrawneen was formally inducted into the Legends Group

I’d just like to put it on record that if such an invitation were to come my way sometime in the future, that I would accept.

Just to make that clear, I would accept an invitation to join the Legends Group. Just so ye know.

[KinvarasPassion]

@Thrawneen

Being a gent I decided to hold back on all the sick stuff I like until the second date.

I have the upmost respect for you mate.

:lol:

[anon61956325]

@Phil Leotardo

I fucking knew it!

Now I know why he doesn’t reply to his mate’s texts anymore. Shows no interest in a lads weekend to Barcelona and a visit to the Nou Camp.

Jokeshop

Why cant you be happy for me instead of turning it into some thing about you??

[The_Dunph]

This thread is disgusting and ungodly.

[caoimhaoin]

I think Thrawreen comes out of it looking like an awful loser to be honest.

[Thrawneen]

@caoimhaoin

I think Thrawreen comes out of it looking like an awful loser to be honest.

:rolleyes:
Why do you say that, Kev?

[The_Runt]

@Thrawneen

:rolleyes:
Why do you say that, Kev?

He’s right Thrawneen. You’re a loser.
Going a round banging fit, gamey French birds. You sad man.