Affairs

[KinvarasPassion]

Where do lads get time for affairs?

[Fitzy]

I do not for the life of me understand how anyone has the time for an affair.

[anon61878697]

It would seriously impact one’s TFK time. It’s just not worth it.

[Julio_Geordio]

@KinvarasPassion

Where do lads get time for affairs?

A bit of part time farming would keep lads out of trouble

[anon78624367]

What about an auld jaunt @mikehunt as opposed to a full blown affair

[anon26343222]

[glenshane]

Women. You can’t live with’em and you can’t live with’em

[croppy_boy]

@Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy

I agree with here.

There’s no excuses for people having affairs. If the relationship they are in doesn’t satisfy them then they should end it rather than relying on it as a safety net.

What about a goomba?

[TheBlackSpot]

Fell in with wan for a while. She had a wain from previous relationship. Told me the story one night. She had broken up with a fella and found she was pregnant just before a holiday. Hooked up with this English guy on holiday & shagged him for a week & after she got home told him she was pregnant by him. Guy never questioned it & had been paying maintenance for a kid he’d never met for couple of years & would continue to pay until (I don’t know) 16/18?
I made my excuses & left (as they say).

[glenshane]

A mate is a solicitor, mainly matrimonial etc. He says when a marriage breaks up the man comes and the poor creature doesn’t know if he’s up down or sideways, he wont care less about mortgages, electricity bills, joint bank accounts etc…just so long as the kids are ok etc etc. A woman on the other hand will have a account numbers, lists of assets, his pension details and details of his parents home.
As mr Peterson says, we’ve twice as many female ancestors as male.

[TheBlackSpot]

@glenshane

A woman on the other hand will have a account numbers, lists of assets, his pension details and details of his parents home.

By god isn’t that the truth! Need proof? Just watch Judge Judy for an hour in the afternoon. (You wage slaves may have to record it!) The woman will have every receipt\bank statement\bill and the amadan will be standin with the two arms the one length. Fucked!

[glenshane]

He’s a cynical bastard. He says a marriage is solid when it has no kids and when it has 3+ kids. See if any of you saps can work out why…

[TheBlackSpot]

@glenshane

As mr Peterson says, we’ve twice as many female ancestors as male.

Here Sur, I need that one explained to me

[TheBlackSpot]

@glenshane

marriage is solid when it has no kids and when it has 3+ kids.

OK Sur. I need that one explained to me too!

[glenshane]

No kids and there’s no financial incentive. 1 or 2 kids and her ex is now a magic money tree, and her mum will happily babysit while she goes fly her kite. 3+ and neither her mum nor any man will be interested…

[myboyblue]

@TheBlackSpot

Just watch Judge Judy for an hour in the afternoon

I’d rather not mate

[flattythehurdler]

That’s an intriguing statement

[Batigol]

Got a text from a mate the other night, probably my best mate at work. He had a reputation as a “Jack the Lad” (younger posters might update that saying if they can) but has been going steady with a lady now for a nice few years and is looking into buying houses etc.

Anyway his text was to inform me, gleefully, that him and a really hot one we both work with were on the way to a hotel near the airport to go do sex at each other.

Now the girl in question is incredible looking and he seems to be of the opinion that that makes the whole operation morally fine. And what’s more, he thinks nothing of making me party to the whole thing when I’ve still got to work with both of them.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

I think he was inviting you to a three-way there mate

[gilgamboa]

@Batigol

really hot one we both work with were on the way to a hotel near the airport to go do sex at each other.

Assuming she knows he is taken then she isn’t a really hot one. She’s a tramp