some lunatic was on about “generating a list” on some bridge the other night, “We need to generate a list of all open items and put closure plans…”
the end result was a standard enough mail with items listed one to ten , a list so to speak had been “generated”
i prefer to “touch base” myself
[quote=“mickee321, post: 899100, member: 367”]some lunatic was on about “generating a list” on some bridge the other night, “We need to generate a list of all open items and put closure plans…”
the end result was a standard enough mail with items listed one to ten , a list so to speak had been “generated”[/quote]
Have the closure plans been identified, ownership confirmed and firm date committed for completion?
I did a “Deep Dive” yesterday evening.
Which really means I paid a little more attention to what I was doing than I usually do.
i find irish fellas are ten times worse than the yanks for this carry on as well
Delighted to have been invited to join an important project group in work. While the project itself is very challenging and interesting, it also comes with the bonus of providing regular facetime with key stakeholders in the organisation. That can only be positive for further career progression.
Our kick-off meeting focused on setting the goals and parameters of the project and we now have to select a sample of deals to test. We don’t necessarily want to choose the standard, vanilla type transactions. It’s crucial that we pick a range of outliers also as we need to cover the breadth of the book.
It’s expected that some hand-holding will be required in the initial stages but we all vowed to suck it and see for the moment. Follow up meeting has been diarised for early next week.
Rubber meets the road material
Eh?
Whilst not quite jargon. Cunts who use the reply to all function on work emails to say thanks or something pointless.
Locking down landing slots…
What’s this beaut in reference to, mate?
Some fucker in here saying with need a Paradigm shift.
diarising is a wonderful word
The delivery of a multi site project I’m involved in. Brits and Yanks are full of these jargon shite. If there are anymore I’ll pass them on. Wrap up meeting nearly finished.
[quote=“Bandage, post: 899124, member: 9”]Delighted to have been invited to join an important project group in work. While the project itself is very challenging and interesting, it also comes with the bonus of providing regular facetime with key stakeholders in the organisation. That can only be positive for further career progression.
Our kick-off meeting focused on setting the goals and parameters of the project and we now have to select a sample of deals to test. We don’t necessarily want to choose the standard, vanilla type transactions. It’s crucial that we pick a range of outliers also as we need to cover the breadth of the book.
It’s expected that some hand-holding will be required in the initial stages but we all vowed to suck it and see for the moment. Follow up meeting has been diarised for early next week.[/quote]
hopefully the juice will be worth the squeeze pal and you wont be thrown a slippery curve-ball from the side at some stage that may derail plans
or other cunts who reply all with a “humorous” comment and in order to imply it is a joke put some smiley face at the end of it,
It is in your wheel house but if you need any input to action it do reach out to Todd who will schedule an all hands meeting.
usually lads who are borderline aspergers
ah FFS…there is no way all those classics could possibly have been rolled into a one liner
Theres also the cunts who put the entire email in the subject line :mad::mad:
You would be surprised Mickee, there are fuckers out there who believe the more shite the better they are.