Roundtables
A bit of sandbagging always helps when approaching headwinds.
Has the company the manoueverability to about turn and use the head winds to fill your sales (sic)?
2 Likes
I’m playing a plus 1 when we are under pressure here in the office. A lad on standby
I love the short sleeve, tie, and braces combo. Not sure about the 'tache though 
During a lessons learned session, we dont do postmortems we need to be better next time.
We need to do some premortems bedore starting the next project
1 Like
Living on the side of a volcano.
1 Like
We don’t often do X, but when we do, we do a pre-mortem is a bit of a jargon I’ve been proud to throw out recently.
I also said to a senior manager yesterday that the success of a project will be defined by the ‘snap decisions we make in micro-moments’ which he nearly leapt out of the chair in excitement with.
I actually hate my job a lot of the time but making people excited with absolute horseshit like this keeps me sane
13 Likes
How do ye actually stand it?
I can hardly bear reading it.
2 Likes
I saw overmorrow on the 'gram today. Meaning the day after tomorrow. Have to find a reason to use it this week.
3 Likes
There is a Polish word for the day after tomorrow “pojutrze”. But it’s a real word not a makey uppy piece of shit by a corpo dweeb. Or “Le Lendemain” in French.
I do love manana. A proper word that is laden with meaning. Wonder if there is a word for overmorrow in espanol.
3 Likes
Pasado Mañana
1 Like
Very good. I can now annoy the same people with a virtually new piece of guff.
Sounds like something from Game of Thrones
Tony Adams went undermorrow that time at Wembley and made shite of his shoulder
14 Likes
Creative 