That doesn’t make any sense. Please revisit.
Not kidding, it just happened. I’d gone back to the person with information in the middle of last week and the clown decides to ring up at 4.45pm on a Friday to discuss it. I really don’t get people a lot of the time. :rolleyes:
Basically in one of the two instances where Clarkey fell asleep on birds, the bird in question had a mate who questioned Clarkey’s intentions towards her. Just wondering which one it was.
Seems like a right dick. Do you know anyone who’s ever done similar?
The one from the North. He threatened me and I laughed in his face. Then she made him apologise and I laughed some more. He used to serve me all the time in one of the pubs in Sydney and pretended not to know me thereafter until one night he came over, started a casual chat and introduced himself. I played along thinking “you are some sad bastard”. He also rang her twice the following morning to see what was happening. Which was a tad embarrassing cos she goes “no, he fell asleep”.
I wish there were only two instances.
I Stopped Into The Shop While I Was Making My Home
i Bought Credit For Me Phone and A HoneyComb Toblerone
Wen Dis Big Fat Chick BeHind De Counter Looks Me Up And Down, She Foamin At De Mouth,Man Shes Checking Mee Out
She Says “Excuse Me Man, But Would U Like, To Go Out For a Meal Tonite?”
So I Said Ya, Chalk It Down
She Took Me Out For Dinner In De Horse & Hound
We had a BLT, A Cuppa Tea
She Scopped Her Seat Right up To Me
Runs Her Big Fat Fingers down My Skinny Little thigh
Sed Lets Go Back to Mine
Now She Ugly Bird…Or a Big Fat Ride
Ahh Man i Cant Decide
So i Sniffed Some Glue Te Clear My Head and rode Her Rotten On Her Moders Bed…
A Bag For Me! A Bag For You! Lets Get Wrecked On Bags Of Glue!
Cause Ders No Way Im Ridin you Unless Im Wrecked On Bags Of Glue!
[quote=“The Runt”]I Stopped Into The Shop While I Was Making My Home
i Bought Credit For Me Phone and A HoneyComb Toblerone
Wen Dis Big Fat Chick BeHind De Counter Looks Me Up And Down, She Foamin At De Mouth,Man Shes Checking Mee Out
She Says “Excuse Me Man, But Would U Like, To Go Out For a Meal Tonite?”
So I Said Ya, Chalk It Down
She Took Me Out For Dinner In De Horse & Hound
We had a BLT, A Cuppa Tea
She Scopped Her Seat Right up To Me
Runs Her Big Fat Fingers down My Skinny Little thigh
Sed Lets Go Back to Mine
Now She Ugly Bird…Or a Big Fat Ride
Ahh Man i Cant Decide
So i Sniffed Some Glue Te Clear My Head and rode Her Rotten On Her Moders Bed…
A Bag For Me! A Bag For You! Lets Get Wrecked On Bags Of Glue!
Cause Ders No Way Im Ridin you Unless Im Wrecked On Bags Of Glue![/quote]
That’s fantastic. Who penned that?
The Rubber Bandits. A well known limerick group. They started out doing prank phone calls but have advanced onto “rapping”. They generally just take the piss out of scumbags.
[quote=“The Runt”]The Rubber Bandits. A well known limerick group. They started out doing prank phone calls but have advanced onto “rapping”. They generally just take the piss out of scumbags.
http://www.myspace.com/rubberbanditspranks[/quote]
Listened to all their pranks on youtube recently. Quite, quite funny.
Heard their rapping was shite though but haven’t listened myself.
Sunday evening/night…All day monday…possibly tuesday 
[quote=“The Runt”]http://www.myspace.com/rubberbanditspranks
Listen to “Up the Ra” on their myspace. Fair funny.[/quote]
Oh yes.
:D:D:D:D:D
Just back from the boozer, well 900th post that`s my real reason for posting, 1000 here I come. hiiiiyooooooooooo
Did you go for a few hints Rintintin?
I rocked Nancy’s last night
No Finnan, no Reid, no Reale. I don’t feel like drinking now at all. What’s the point anymore?
Did you go for a few hints Rintintin?[/quote]
Indeed I did Dunph. Quiet enough night but I was late home all the same.
No Reale No Party :mad:
I’m going to knock the shit out of the pints tonight. Then I might hit town and clean house.
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