Are you all set for The Christmas

and…

You’ll end up loving the Hoover if you get her that

A fucking Hoover as a gift??? Go way you gowl.

Works best in a room with no furniture.

well fuck that then, all rooms have furniture

You should get her a mop and new iron whilst you are at it.

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You may order a Chinese Christmas eve and keep it in the microwave for Christmas day

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And a new chain

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Just order in a new wife from China altogether

a jasus lads, the days of luivi duvi stuff is only for newly weds, we are in a a very practical stage of our marriage and her back if fucked , so a robot vacuum cleaner would be very welcome indeed

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how about you do the hoovering and treat her to something nice?

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fuck that

I hope she breaks the Hoover off your head.

Polish economy taking a downturn?

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Cheaper than a Roomba

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Flesh that out dickhead.

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Why is it in the middle of the veg section? Its like someone crossed the crown with Mrs Brown’s boys.

It’s at the front of store. There’s plenty of hods of it dotted around all sections of the store. It’s called ‘multiple points of jnterruption’

I haven’t had one of them in years not a fan of nuts in chocolate generally

I’m sick of them