The academy awards by the peony court had a blue movie section hidden behind beads. We used snake in and look at the video covers
I bumped in to the auld lad in there one day, the dirty bastard
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And page three of the star. Linda Luscardi and Sam Fox
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Our chap was sick for a week recently and needed to be kept home from crèche. He had strep throat and was understandably irritable and very clingy too. So I took to showing him kids’ songs on You Tube to calm and distract him such as Wheels On The Bus, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, The Rifles Of The IRA, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star etc. I hear him in the cot most mornings since shouting “E I E I O” and he’s constantly looking for the phone when he’s up. It’s a battle of wills now as I’m trying to wean him off it.
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Your fucked mate, he’s been watching you since about 6 months of age showing more interest in your phone than him. He’s emotionally stunted,
He’s likely to spend most of his life on tfk now craving the attention of the rest of the emotionally crippled.
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He knows the Mountbatten song too then?
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Be strong, mate. Learn from your previous experiences where you took the easy path* and it lead to a complete shit show.
*see Irish football thread.
Kids get more love and attention now than they ever did mate.
Overbearing parents are worse for development.
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It’s too easy these days. I see it in the hospital when I go for my monthly check ups. I’d pop in for a coffee into the canteen and parents ordering their food, coffee Tec, taking out the phone and handing it to the chisler in the buggy
When I was young, if it was a rainy day, the mother would stick on star wars episode iv. I could lip sync every line
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Sorry your back garden is on fire.
So as herself and your old man could watch his porn upstairs?
Dunno mate. I was too busy knocking one out to princess Leia downstairs
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Have you gotten to the wheels on the bus parts 2,3,4,5 etc where all sorts of really bizarre shit happens on the bus?
Be wide 
TNH
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Walter Mitty would have loved this type of world
My now mother in law didn’t allow my life partner to watch the Simpsons when she was young. The dozen or so random Simpsons quotes I throw out going about my daily business fall completely on deaf ears.
Moderation is key but depriving children can have huge ramifications like I outlined above - she doesn’t realise how hilarious both the Simpsons and I am.
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That Little Baby Bum crowd are raking it in. Those wheels on the bus videos have billions have views.
8 legs of lamb gone into the freezer just there.