I used to have war about the wrapping Santa presents with my missus. I knew nobody who did it and she insisted everybody does it/done for her.
Christmas Eve was a battleground.
We eventually compromised and she wraps them herself about a week before Christmas.
Nothing wrong with bundles unwrapped! Every child knows their bundle instantly.
Only issue this year was that Santa was done for all three last Tuesday. All seemed good and in fairness I was happy with the spend…she then blew the fuck out of it yesterday by buying the eldest something extra. She’s going to wrap that one (1).
Literal blood & sweat gone into assembling a toy on Santa’s behalf. It could easily have been fully assembled given the size of the box, but there’s some absolute sadist in fisher price laughing at me now
The goose is cooking, I’ve a bottle of beer beside me, I’m for the Christmas.
Fuck you Amazon you bunch of cunts.
Can’t get Amazon kids going on madame’s fire tablet, even after I change my address to my uk one, bunch of wankers 
Rookie stuff mate. Learn from this.
Losing my Santa virginity this year sure
Just stuck a fuck off bow on the dolls house, job is oxo. Few beers now.
Had a small issue earlier, Daddy was doing the prep for tomorrow’s dinner and absentmindedly chopped all the carrots. So Rudolph will be ating chopped carrots tonight 
Still, I don’t have to stick the teeth into a carrot later, so not all bad
Probably Smithwicks.
It’s actually a Seirra Nevada.
Rebooted the decking yoke 10 times and it’s working now.
The joy on her face tomorrow will last until she realizes that Santa has fucked her over with parental controls 
Right fucking cancel Christmas…
In Laws just rang, that aul one “isn’t feeling great for cooking” so they’ll drop the bigger turkey, ham and any extra spuds or veg needed over in the morning if required !!! will see us at …eh what time is dinner??
I’m a fucking kipper! A kipper! She never had any intention of cooking that fucking bird or ham for themselves! Mine may go into the freezer for New Years I hear!
I’ll be sitting on the high stool early on Stephens Day.
Hail Mary full of Grace…
I’m sorry but that’s just outrageous. You should tell that bitch to fuck off. Drop over the turkey in the morning - sure the fucking thing probably has to be in the oven for 7am!
I’m with you Santy never wrapped in my day and I carried forth with ours despite an alternative view from herself
The oul boy has a tradition of going out with his mates on Christmas Eve. Today there was only 3 of them left, all of them in their 80s. All played hurling in the 50s, 60s and 70s. Privileged to be there. That’s what Christmas is all about.
That’s bollix acting.
I’d tell them to get fucked.