I’m demented on cider 
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They handed you your arse on a plate there
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Just home from Knockraha… All the in-laws gathered tonight, about 25 in total… Meal was had, bit if singing with the kids and all that lark.
Having a beer here now at home after walking Brady… I’ve to head up now and wrap all the bastard presents… I hate wrapping presents more than I hate anything on this planet. Christmas only begins once the wrapping is done.
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its 2019 mate
what kind of planet killing cunt wraps presents?
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Done like a kipper there kid
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Me. I’m gonna use two layers. Fuck you and Fuck the planet
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I wrap presents.
Exactly the same issue just now. I’ve resigned to downloading some of the free stuff for now, which to be fair is abundant.
no surprise to see the footix wrapping presents
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The dog just ate the chocolate chip cookies the kids carefully placed by the fire for Santa.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
It’s working now, rebooted it a good few times after updating the address to uk one, then added a few educational apps to madame’s profile and bang it worked
LOL dolls house was on the list this year. The cunting thing needs its own horsebox the size of the box. Apparently I must put it together before the morning. Be some fun in a few hours trying to do it with one eye 
footix has you rattled pal,go onto another thread there and contribute nothing. Maybe go for a cycle.Clear the head. Ratoath inn for a pint @8pm Thursday???
The only advice is to take regular breaks from it or you’ll end up smashing the whole fucking thing and telling her tomorrow it’s an LOL jigsaw puzzle.
Best of luck!
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i bounce mate
good for you
Is that it? Impressive work
Super , cheers I’ll give it another shot.