Wakes.
Checks teeth. All there
Sheepishly approaches missus. Violently rebuffed
Attempts to ring brother. No response.
Spots picture on the wall entirely busted and still hanging sideways
Head has few dunts in it
It’s going to be a great Xmas
If a bookmaker was taking bets on this scrap and had to pay out on the winner, who would they be paying out on?
Drink is a curse lads.
We need to stop all sale of alcohol until February.
Fuck that. Family are the curse and drink is the cure
Any man punching in the forehead has bad aim and broken hands anyway, although that is a sizeable forehead
Any headbutts?
That’s top quality. Fair play.
The odds, just like the genes, were always stacked in my favour. The house always wins
Ah man 
I hope you have a dog coz he won’t give a shit
That picture was white. Bin it
Seems the brother had to get stitches.
Ho ho ho
Merry Stitchmas.
What was he source of the disagreement?
Multiple.
He has had to get stitches the missus has informed me.
It really is ‘beginning to look a lot like Xmas’
Very important to get your head in first in a fight so to speak, particularly when at close quarters. Get the head and keep it down.
Hopefully you’ll have your title belt to open up on Christmas morning.
The kitchen table
Being brothers
Edit: the Oldman arrives in from Oz after 2 years and the cancer etc. That was the primary cause for the stir!
The dog actually jumped in mid brawl, went for the brother. While heightening already lofty tensions, good to see she has my back
Kids home from school soon. Be an interesting chat…
