John Bishop is in panto with Sir Ian McKellen this year. You’d enjoy that.
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You’d want your head examined going to a panto.
Oh no you wouldn’t.
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Id happily pay 75pounds to see a drunk @flattythehurdler, with whiskey dribbles down his leg, ejected from a panto for shouting ‘you’re a cunt’ at John Bishop.
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That’s got £63 face value for a seat in the Gods with restricted leg room. You said it wasn’t possible. I can assure you it is.
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The celebs in some of the UK pantos seem to be on big money.
The Jackeens love their June Rodgers and Mary Byrruns around the christmas.
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Well, you said it was 75 a seat to go to the panto, and there’s tickets for pretty much every show available for 13,
No biggie, I won’t venture further than UL
I said “the guts of”
Anyhow 
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It’s a British tradition
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@flattythehurdler you can’t put a price on happiness, although the people at the panto have given it a fair go.
But 13 pound isn’t the guts of 75.
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Is what you said. Flatty showed you it was possible.
a bizarre hill to die on
He said it costs the guts of 75 quid to watch that panto, never mentioned it was the best seats in the house and you can go for 13, and that it was 63!
It seems like a mad price 75quid, that was my comment.
But yes,
If flatty comes back with a shot we’ve our own panto here
Your family must all hate sport
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What sport is in Stephens day mate
It’s definitely the blue riband occasion of the road bowling year anyway from memory.
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