Auld birds you would shag (Aka The Liz Hurley thread) 🐐

[myboyblue]

Would you get up on a 65 year old Celia?

[backinatracksuit]

Nah, she’s a pain in the hole😀

[Massey]

I hear wank hogan would though

[HBV]

Celia has had to break it to a lot of plain janes that they don’t have what it takes to be a provincial town fashion model.
An awful lot of men have taken this news badly over the years but Celia HL is a lady and a fine bit of stuff for 65. Probably the best looking woman of her age in Ireland.

[myboyblue]

Beckinsale

[Chucks_Nwoko]

Are we going to open this can of worms again?

[anon61956325]

Why wouldn’t you?

[myboyblue]

There is no can. There is no worms.

In an unrelated matter, it was lovely to get a “nice post” rating on this post

@myboyblue

Imbruglia

[myboyblue]

@ChocolateMice

Why wouldn’t you?

Nope. Not that I’ll have the opportunity mind you, but no nonetheless.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

@The_Puke must be turning in his e-grave.

[Locke]

42, not an auld bird

[myboyblue]

@Chucks_Nwoko

@The_Puke must be turning in his e-grave.

Some motherfucker’s always trying to ice skate uphill

[myboyblue]

Indira Varma

[Chucks_Nwoko]

Would you ever stop, just stop it, stop it now.

[myboyblue]

Lena Headey is a lovely bit of stuff, tattoos as well so you know she’d hand it back to you. She’s also a GGA woman of course.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

Just stick up Jessica Alba and be done with it, you cretin.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

And Headey’s horrific too, for what it’s worth

[myboyblue]

Jessica is only 34.

[Chucks_Nwoko]

And what’s wrong with that?

[myboyblue]

Absolutely nothing, shes a lovely girl.