Baldness

Ebeenezer was fully grey before he was 18

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Friend of mine got a dose of alopecia during a period of stress in his life. He had a bald patch the size and shape of an egg on the back of his head. Looked fucking awful on the poor fella. Worse than baldness.

There are actually pills for it now, it’s the things aul lads take for their prostates.

It can have some pretty bad side effects some on people understandably.

Bald bluffer

Absolutely correct. Mine is receding from the front either side. Like Steve Mcdonald. Sounds counter intuitive but keeping it as short as possible

It is like going into a shoe shop with no feet

:smile:

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I assume he goes in to get the gable ends cut to the butt every so often. I doubt he is Duncan Goodhew.

No wonder he doesn’t like the wash in the Grafton Barber, it is a bit superfluous for him

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Don’t think I’d hack going bald or receding until my 50s. I would definitely be getting hair restoration procedures.

Thankfully I have a full head of hair but the white ones are making up a small ethnic minority in my black head of hair these days. I think I will pull the George Clooney look off well though.

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That’s a proper mugging off right there.

Such as?

Mines thinner at the back and my forehead is getting bigger.

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I think I’ll go for the fagan look.

If you already suffer from sexual dysfunction those pills look like a no brainer.

He might be bald as a coot but the old bugger must have posted 5 or 6 different hairstyles in 3 or 4 different barbers in recent years. The Internet can be very unforgiving, you nearly need to be connecting with the sweet spot in every post nowadays because the quality has just gone so high.

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At 22? I’d be going to a specialist anyway if I was that age. Being a slap head by your mid 20s would be awful if you liked your hair. You’d have to be pretty confident at that age to Mach it though a bit of stubble and keeping it tight works if you don’t have a massive fucking head.

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Poor baldy guys.

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Yeah, lucky you having a mop of hair to stand out from the square-heads

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I’ve a small head. It’s comes from my mothers side. Fucking sickening.

Sure porn has messsed most youngsters brains by now anyway, viagra sales for younger people are only going to grow if you excuse the pun