Banks - Cunts

He was slow rolling you. You could have been subsidising the fucker for years

He must have kneaded the dough.

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A serious slice of luck for him

And who said it was delivered not bought in the shop?

Should be easy enough solve. CCTV if he called in for it, address if delivered.

Easy on Columbo.
You can’t be expecting lads to go out and actually investigate crime.

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How would you know who the person on cctv was?

Here we go again.
Jobs for the boys…

https://www.rte.ie/news/business/2025/0621/1519534-banker-pay-cap-ends-big-payday-boom-incoming/

I have a savings account with some money resting in it, but it is being devalued every year, as it is not doing anything. With BoI. Anyone know which one of their other savings accounts would be good to put some money into? There are around 3 or 4, but I am a bit clueless. I suppose talking to the bank would be a good start.

How much?*

*I haven’t a clue anyway, but I’d say it’s an important point.

I suppose I would cautiously like to test with a few grand to start with. 1 to 2k

Send your Iban and Ibic numbers along with the PIN number to @habanerocat.

He has a few hours to kill and he’s a magician when it comes to money matters.

Magic Disappear GIF by Squembri

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Buy a few shares lad or put it into a pension or AVCs.Savings accounts aren’t worth a shit.

Any good places to find out about shares?

@gilgamboa will fill you in.

We talking about the incident in the safe again?

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I had to go to the bank yesterday to lodge a cheque I’d received. There was a slight error in the titling of the payee so I endorsed it correctly and marked it “Pay to account XXXXXXXX” and then the fucking thing kept reversing back out of the machine.
I enlist the assistance of Nuala who repeated my efforts but I detected she hit some other button that I hadn’t seen but in the end the fucking cheque vanished and a receipt issued.

I’m at home 2 hours later when Constance phones. Brief palaver before she launches off in a mildly adversarial tone about how I’ll have to attend tomorrow and properly endorse the cheque and as Pat Shortt famously said “you can’t be doing that”….

I let her empty both barrels before enquiring if she’d looked at the back of the cheque…….

She was fair lively in dismounting her high horse and turning on the charm offensive…

I good-naturedly admitted that we all make mistakes and signed off cordially.
I’m an avuncular old gent at times - the girl just didn’t do enough diligence…No harm done.

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Is your bank account title very similar to CASH?

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BTW the new payment rules are really starting to grate.

The BOI online response is to make it even harder to use the system. Some heap of outdated junk.