Minus the weeks of el periods
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So we’re doubling down on the 1000 women. You previously regaled us with the tale of losing your virginity at 19, so to your late thirties that’s 1040 weeks.
What happened on the 40 weeks in that 20 year cycle when you didn’t get the ride? Was the 40 weeks made up of a few barren spells or was it intermittent? Or did you consciously give it up for spells, like Lent or what?
Fascinating stuff. Unbelievable, almost.
No point in going on with this stuff… I have a lot of probably entertaining stories – three different women in the one day and so forth – but I only mentioned the issue in the first place so as to disarm puerile comment by Bitchmouse. Since the disarming immediately snapped into place, there is no point in going on.
First time was quite a while before 19. I am under no illusions about now being an unprepossessing middle-aged man. So be it. Had a good run at ‘that side of life’, as the most civilized man I ever met, James Gildea from Glenties (granduncle of a close friend), used put it. We are mammals and there is a season for all the carry ons.
By the way, I am highly amused by the Ian Bailey reference from Bitch-age. IB is obviously not a person of sound character, whatever the truth of that terrible murder case, but photographs of him as a young man clearly show he was extremely goodlooking.
Some lads really put the ‘rat’ in ‘rattled’.
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Matters not a whit to me what people believe. Why would it?
The couple of anecdotes precisely did the disarming job to which they were geared. Sé sin.
Yeah, sure.
The way you neutered him was class. He had no where left to go with it
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1000 Conquests including 3 in 1 day…and you are being serious about this.
You couldn’t make this stuff up.
Would you say that you got savage experienced as you went along? Like, say by number 750. That’s only 3/4s of the way through for you. I mean by that stage you must have been seriously finding your groove. No time wasting or messing around. By then you must have been on autopilot.
And 250 more to go. Savage.
I’d say you’re unreal in bed.
Straight in. No kissing.
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@Tassotti when would you say you really hit your peak with the riding, what number would you expect to be at your career best?
4 all Ireland’s and 4 Munster. He’s done now
Would a fella get better with that level of riding or would he go stale? Like with Ozzie Gleeson and the hurling kind of job, would a lad want to go way on a J1 to get away from the commitment and pressure of it all
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I’d say it’s all about mental attitude. A bit like Ozzie. You go through a a purple patch a think your Don Juan. Then you get complacent and all of a sudden things dry up like an Arabs sandal. Very hard to get it back after that. The older you get the better your timing has to be.
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Id know a few lads probably well into treble figures but they would, as a rule, have absolutely no standards whatsoever
If you’re playing a numbers game then you can’t afford to have standards.
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Like, after 1000 different women in 1040 weeks you’d have some savage experience picked up but I dunno if you’d be able to use it, it’s only a fortnight’s holidays a year
It’s all well past me now anyway kid. Way too much work involved. Nowadays it’s more a case of. “Shur start away there yourself love. I’ll be up after the film”
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It’s all the wan where you get your appetite once you eat at home.
A friend of mine who is married about 4 years is the most innocent honest fella youd ever meet. We were on a day out there recently and well oiled and he announced he was suffering from ‘blue balls’ because his missus was pregnant and it was 6 days since he had done the deed.
Eyebrows raised all round…‘go on…’
He told us he used to ride the missus nightly…nightly! Pretty much every night since they had got married…weather permitting. He assumed this was the norm…
We didnt know whether to laugh or cry.
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