An awful lot of those very boring and pointless posters seem to be at the root of this petty bitterness and bullying right now.
Its killing the board. We badly need something to help move on, something to nullify those really really poor posters who are killing the place stone fucking dead.
Maybe a rape, or a fella to get a dose of the quare. A new baby, some cunt to crash the car or knock some little prick off a bike. A row with the missus. Something like that or even good plate of grub.
You omitted the opportunity to replace serious with serial for the double whammy.
Unlike you to pass a chance like that given your current edgy approach.