You’ll get over it when you’re voted in as best poster of 2016.
By timber I actually meant laminate 
Yes. Spend big money. Seal them properly and maintain them properly too.
Ah ffs. Will you cop on.
Ffs 
Timber in the kitchen? Are you mad?
Looking at a hard-wearing laminate. I think it will look the business.
This is the result of an iron hopping off the floor one evening in our kitchen, @TreatyStones. I urge caution here, old bean.
Was it you or the wife who ducked in time?
An unnamed poster bumped into the ironing board that the iron was perching on and said iron fell to the floor after first bouncing off the wall.
Is that laminate?
I believe so, mate.
Doesn’t look like a laminate to me, more likely semi solid.
If you had a decent (expensive) laminate you’d have had about 20 seconds to get ready iron off the floor.
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Actually sounds pretty solid when I knocked on it there. That’s not a burn it’s a massive gash.
I’d say you forgot to unplug your hair straightener you big fanny.
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As he said, he has a massive gash
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Are you the unnamed poster?
How did you crack the code, mate?