Called for jury duty

For a lad who was so concerned on the murders in Ireland thread about court sentences. The irony of this is gas. Fucking looper.

Give the judge a tip :smiley:

Really. Explain how juries decide sentences?

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Just ignore it. Problem solved

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Wear a white t-shirt with Keanes are rats printed on the back and front of it.

Joking aside, pretend youā€™ve exams that week pal. Theyā€™ll leave you off with that.

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@Julio_Geordio is on the ball.

I was called early this year, went along in suit and was selected. Three of those selected were removed by objection but not me. The trial was pulled on a legal technicality on the third day.

At least 80 people turned, many were disappointed not be selected.
As many more names were called and had not shown up.

A five year exemption from serving again was not worth it.

Maybe @artfoley can let us know but as far as I know no one has every been prosecuted for not turning up to jury duty. Ignoring a first one especially would be no issue at all. Worst case scenario you could always say you werenā€™t living at the address when it came. Not that youā€™d ever be called on it.

Iā€™m invoking my 5th amendment privilege.

You are invoking the removal of the previlaged position of the Catholic Church from the constitution?

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Youā€™re removing references to the ā€œspecial positionā€ of the Catholic in the constitution?

Dunno how that helps you :eek:

Tell them the truth. You are self employed and have to provide for a large family(tfk).

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Your honour Iā€™m a self employed professional gambler whoā€™s main source of income is punting low grade handicaps midweek in Taunton and plumpton. I canā€™t afford to be caught up in a lengthy trial.

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a large dysfunctional family.

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I have this coming up and I could really do without it at the moment as Iā€™m working on a large project and already up the walls.

With the letter that was sent out was a slip where you could ask to be excused. I did that citing work commitments but the request was ā€œnot acceded toā€. Iā€™ve already skipped one call, so Iā€™m reluctant to just skip it again, but at the same time being caught up in something for 4 or 5 days would be a disaster for me at the moment.

Do the decent thing- tfk needs the inside track on the Irish sports star trial, especially since Kev has left the building

Can I find out a list of the cases due to heard ?

On the other hand, your live posting of the trial could be just the shot in the arm this forum needs. Like an internet forum making a murderer but in real time.

Yeah. Go onto the Courts Website, courts.ie. Thereā€™s a legal diary section there that lists all upcoming cases by Court/County/Venue.

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Ralph and Paraic have things under control, pal. Go off and enjoy your few days of jury duty.

Not by offence though