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Sighs…

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This is fucked up beyond belief. A supposedly serious agency calling out lads on the telly. Fuck off.

Pure genius. How can you be innocent of something you haven’t done? Therefore you must be guilty…women’s aid

Maynard James Keenan of Tool/ A Perfect Circle

This will shock @ironmoth to his very core. Might be another delay for the next Tool album…

His own tool has been more active it seems

He could end up enjoying Prison Sex* for realz if he’s not careful here.

*Warning: overt Tool song reference

He may spend 10,000 days in there

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Very good.

Hard to believe any of that thread after getting to this tweet

Great music?

We’ve a right one here.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bishop-sorry-touching-ariana-grande_us_5b8a8734e4b0162f4723e14c?u3l

He’s an amateur. Shouldn’t be allowed to conduct another funeral until he masters the elbow grope.

https://twitter.com/nikkiaintshitt/status/1035986166040932352?s=21

Her dress was too short for a funeral. I forgive him getting a bit excited.

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Roxanne pallett is losing her career for her fake me too allegation.

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She’ll be an enormous loss to whatever field she’s in

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They should have called in @Cicero_Dandi . He’s used to dealing with troublesome pallets

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Fake Ronaldo