Celebrities you've never heard of (well, until now)

anon67715551 · May 24, 2018, 11:50pm

Sighs…

Juhniallio · June 21, 2018, 10:32am

This is fucked up beyond belief. A supposedly serious agency calling out lads on the telly. Fuck off.

glenshane · June 21, 2018, 10:47am

Pure genius. How can you be innocent of something you haven’t done? Therefore you must be guilty…women’s aid

caulifloweredneanderthal · June 26, 2018, 7:40am

Maynard James Keenan of Tool/ A Perfect Circle

PhattPike · June 26, 2018, 8:32am

This will shock @ironmoth to his very core. Might be another delay for the next Tool album…

caulifloweredneanderthal · June 26, 2018, 8:48am

His own tool has been more active it seems

PhattPike · June 26, 2018, 8:55am

He could end up enjoying Prison Sex* for realz if he’s not careful here.

*Warning: overt Tool song reference

caulifloweredneanderthal · June 26, 2018, 9:01am

He may spend 10,000 days in there

PhattPike · June 26, 2018, 9:11am

Very good.

myboyblue · June 26, 2018, 9:17am

Hard to believe any of that thread after getting to this tweet

Great music?

farmerinthecity · August 22, 2018, 9:50am

Fagan_ODowd · September 1, 2018, 4:18pm

We’ve a right one here.

Massey · September 1, 2018, 4:58pm

glenshane · September 1, 2018, 5:17pm

He’s an amateur. Shouldn’t be allowed to conduct another funeral until he masters the elbow grope.

Fagan_ODowd · September 4, 2018, 7:41am

habanerocat · September 4, 2018, 9:53am

Her dress was too short for a funeral. I forgive him getting a bit excited.

artfoley · September 4, 2018, 6:28pm

Roxanne pallett is losing her career for her fake me too allegation.

Batigol · September 4, 2018, 6:32pm

She’ll be an enormous loss to whatever field she’s in

TreatyStones · September 4, 2018, 6:34pm

They should have called in @Cicero_Dandi . He’s used to dealing with troublesome pallets

artfoley · September 28, 2018, 9:31pm

Fake Ronaldo