Celebrities you've never heard of (well, until now)


#502

Sighs…


#503

This is fucked up beyond belief. A supposedly serious agency calling out lads on the telly. Fuck off.


#504

Pure genius. How can you be innocent of something you haven’t done? Therefore you must be guilty…women’s aid


#505

Maynard James Keenan of Tool/ A Perfect Circle


#506

This will shock @ironmoth to his very core. Might be another delay for the next Tool album…


#507

His own tool has been more active it seems


#508

He could end up enjoying Prison Sex* for realz if he’s not careful here.

*Warning: overt Tool song reference


#509

He may spend 10,000 days in there


#510

Very good.


#511

Hard to believe any of that thread after getting to this tweet

Great music?


#512

#513

We’ve a right one here.


#514

#515

He’s an amateur. Shouldn’t be allowed to conduct another funeral until he masters the elbow grope.


#516

#517

Her dress was too short for a funeral. I forgive him getting a bit excited.


#518

Roxanne pallett is losing her career for her fake me too allegation.


#519

She’ll be an enormous loss to whatever field she’s in


#520

They should have called in @Cicero_Dandi . He’s used to dealing with troublesome pallets


#521

Fake Ronaldo

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/woman-goes-public-with-rape-claim-against-ronaldo-1.3645148?mode=amp