Mr Plow on Sky 1 now 
Classic episode
‘It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography’
Cover craft:D:clap:
Homer on fire tonite:clap:
‘I Love Lisa’ was just on Sky. A great episode but this is my favourite bit in it.
Can’t find a clip.
Lisa - Chief Wiggum, how’d you ever get these tickets?
Wiggum - Krusty knows how to play ball.
Wiggum - Ahh. Nothin’ beats a good porno movie.
Krusty - Chief Wiggum, is this a bust?
Wiggum - Uh, yeah that’s just what it is – a bust.
Lisa - That story isn’t suitable for children.
Wiggum - Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1058380, member: 363”]‘I Love Lisa’ was just on Sky. A great episode but this is my favourite bit in it.
Can’t find a clip.
Lisa - Chief Wiggum, how’d you ever get these tickets?
Wiggum - Krusty knows how to play ball.
Wiggum - Ahh. Nothin’ beats a good porno movie.
Krusty - Chief Wiggum, is this a bust?
Wiggum - Uh, yeah that’s just what it is – a bust.
Lisa - That story isn’t suitable for children.
Wiggum - Really? I keep my pants on in this version.[/QUOTE]
six words - I’m not gay, but I’ll learn
I want to clear up a misconception about the Wha-Cha-Ma-Carcass-Sandwich. I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals!
Simpsons on now that I’ve never seen, brilliant, when they bring a homeless Santa home for Christmas and he stays for ages. 'Marge u just can’t say no to someone, that’s why you have 3 kids:D:pint:
This episode is on Sky 1 now.
‘I am married to the sea’.
I dinnae cry when me own father was hanged for stealing a pig.
But I’ll cry now.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1067179, member: 24”]This episode is on Sky 1 now.
‘I am married to the sea’.[/QUOTE]
can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush
don’t snap my undies!
Now where did I leave my badge?
Hey that ducks got it!
Hey… give it back. Hey.
Ah keep it!
Grandpas tonic on now.
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident…he didn’t want to have me.
Marge: You didn’t want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you’re never supposed to tell the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: But when I do it, it’s cute.
The one they split phone area code in 2 is on now . 
Classic 3 house of horrors on c4 now. Kang & kodos at their best as bill clinton & bob dole in the 3rd one.
Not a quote but, when Mr Burns asks who has the guts to stop him in “Who Shot Mr Burns Part 1”, everyone but Maggie looks away
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