Classic Simpsons Quotes


#281

Mr Plow on Sky 1 now :clap:


#282

Classic episode

‘It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography’


#283

#284

Cover craft:D:clap::pint:


#285

Homer on fire tonite:clap:


#286

‘I Love Lisa’ was just on Sky. A great episode but this is my favourite bit in it.
Can’t find a clip.

Lisa - Chief Wiggum, how’d you ever get these tickets?
Wiggum - Krusty knows how to play ball.

Wiggum - Ahh. Nothin’ beats a good porno movie.
Krusty - Chief Wiggum, is this a bust?
Wiggum - Uh, yeah that’s just what it is – a bust.

Lisa - That story isn’t suitable for children.
Wiggum - Really? I keep my pants on in this version.


#287

[QUOTE=“Piles Hussain, post: 1058380, member: 363”]‘I Love Lisa’ was just on Sky. A great episode but this is my favourite bit in it.
Can’t find a clip.

Lisa - Chief Wiggum, how’d you ever get these tickets?
Wiggum - Krusty knows how to play ball.

Wiggum - Ahh. Nothin’ beats a good porno movie.
Krusty - Chief Wiggum, is this a bust?
Wiggum - Uh, yeah that’s just what it is – a bust.

Lisa - That story isn’t suitable for children.
Wiggum - Really? I keep my pants on in this version.[/QUOTE]

six words - I’m not gay, but I’ll learn


#288

I want to clear up a misconception about the Wha-Cha-Ma-Carcass-Sandwich. I used non-diseased meat from diseased animals!


#289

Simpsons on now that I’ve never seen, brilliant, when they bring a homeless Santa home for Christmas and he stays for ages. 'Marge u just can’t say no to someone, that’s why you have 3 kids:D:pint:


#290

https://www.facebook.com/BestSimpsons/posts/828799140511703


#291

[QUOTE=“The Big Cheese, post: 1058405, member: 1137”]six words - I’m not gay, but I’ll learn[/QUOTE]

This episode is on Sky 1 now.

‘I am married to the sea’.


#292

I dinnae cry when me own father was hanged for stealing a pig.

But I’ll cry now.


#293

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1067179, member: 24”]This episode is on Sky 1 now.

‘I am married to the sea’.[/QUOTE]

can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush


#294

don’t snap my undies!


#295

Now where did I leave my badge?
Hey that ducks got it!
Hey… give it back. Hey.
Ah keep it!


#296

Grandpas tonic on now.

[B]Marge: [/B]Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?

[B]Homer:[/B] Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident…he didn’t want to have me.

[B]Marge:[/B] You didn’t want to have Bart.

[B]Homer:[/B] I know, but you’re never supposed to tell the child.

[B]Marge:[/B] You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.

[B]Homer:[/B] But when I do it, it’s cute.


#297

The one they split phone area code in 2 is on now . :clap::popcorn::smiley:


#298

Classic 3 house of horrors on c4 now. Kang & kodos at their best as bill clinton & bob dole in the 3rd one.


#299

#300

Not a quote but, when Mr Burns asks who has the guts to stop him in “Who Shot Mr Burns Part 1”, everyone but Maggie looks away
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