Dad you gotta let Bart see than movie. I’ve never seen him like this. He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine.
Homer I want you to show this lady the time of her life.
Gotcha!! Marge we’re getting drive-thru and we’re doing it twice.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1118721, member: 24”]Homer I want you to show this lady the time of her life.
Gotcha!! Marge we’re getting drive-thru and we’re doing it twice.[/QUOTE]
Are you watching this now?
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1118721, member: 24”]Homer I want you to show this lady the time of her life.
Gotcha!! Marge we’re getting drive-thru and we’re doing it twice.[/QUOTE]
“You sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!”
Just a while back - yes.
Homer and delilah on channel 4 now
Karl: “You don’t belong here.”
Homer: “Huh?”
Karl: [pointing emphatically at Homer] “You. Don’t. Belong. Here. You’re a fraud and a phony and it’s only a matter of time 'till they find you out!”
Homer: [gasping] “Who told you?”
Karl: “You did. You told me with the way you slump your shoulders. The way you talk into your chest. The way you smother yourself in bargain-basement lime-green polyester! I want you to say to yourself, ‘I deserve this. I love it. I am nature’s greatest miracle!’ Go ahead, say it.”
Homer: [after a few bumbling attempts] “I deserve this! I AM NATURE’S GREATEST MIRACLE!”
Karl: “I’ll need three weeks’ vacation and moving expenses.”
Homer: “You got it, buddy!”
Karl: “Let’s go shopping!”
Bart daydreaming of being a rockstar:
“This ones called, me fans are stupid pigs”
“Slag off”
“What happened you man, it us d to be about the music”
“I said SLAG OFF!”
Your Spanish eyes on now sky1+ 
“A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!”
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There hasn’t been one decent episode in at least 10 years
Good. Hopefully they will put the show out of it’s misery before it starts to tarnish all the great work they’ve done.
[QUOTE=“Sandymount Red, post: 1140577, member: 1074”]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIlpYLIiZLE
What the fuck will they do without Shearer?[/QUOTE]
He’s said himself sometimes something you love needs to be out out of its misery. Seems to be trying to force their hand. Voice of 20+ characters and at least 10 well known and loved ones.
Marge Simpson: So what was it like at the Flanders’ house?
Homer: Yeah, gimme all the dirt.
Lisa Simpson: Let’s see. Dirt… dirt… well, there wasn’t really much dirt.
Bart: There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage, though.
Homer: [laughs scoffingly] Old painty-can Ned.
[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149877, member: 1137”]Marge Simpson: So what was it like at the Flanders’ house?
Homer: Yeah, gimme all the dirt.
Lisa Simpson: Let’s see. Dirt… dirt… well, there wasn’t really much dirt.
Bart: There was a bunch of old paint cans in the garage, though.
Homer: [laughs scoffingly] Old painty-can Ned.[/QUOTE]
Have you liked Rock Bottom on Facebook? Excellent Simpsons posts.
One of the best ever episodes and one of the ones I quote the most.
Principal Skinner: Order! Order! Do you kids wanna be like the real U.N., or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
Marge Simpson: What exactly is it your company does again?
Homer Simpson: This industry moves so fast it’s really hard to tell. That’s why I need a name that’s cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice. Come on, Marge, you’re good at these! Help me out!
Marge Simpson: How about… Compuglobalhypermeganet?
Homer Simpson: Fine, it’s not important. What really matters is my title. I think I’ll make myself… vice president. No, wait! Junior vice president!
Principal Skinner: Okay, kids. Otto’s in charge! Remember, Otto. We’re trusting you with our greatest natural resource… the school bus.
Homer Simpson: Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson: [on the phone] Uh, can’t make it in today, Mr. Smithers. I have smallpox. Well, it wasn’t wiped out in my house!
Milhouse Van Houten: I can’t go on, you two go ahead… and carry me with you!
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Bart’s comet was on last night. All time classic
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Hello Compuglobalhypermeganet, Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking… It’s Patty.
