Bart: Yo, Dr. S, have you seen Milhouse today?
Dr. S: No.
Bart: OK, thanks.
Dr. S: Wait, did you know that there’s a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.
Bart: I will.
Dr. S: No, you won’t.
Will they find him or will they find him and kill him?
Well theylll (mmrrrrrr)…
Sorry - you didn’t answer. You just trailed off.
Ah… yeah I did kinda trail off there.
You love that page! A few friends of mine are regular contributers, seems to keep people very occupied.
I do! Tis about the only thing I miss about Facebook tbf 
His breath stank of beer and pretzeled bread.
Some of the Richard Nixon references were unreal
Some good replies here
Where’s the producer?!! I want to speak about this coffee!!!
Simpson’s Powerplant softball team on sky one now. Absolute classic
Can I get you a beer?
No!! I want to get him a beer.
Kids, kids, kids you can both get me a beer
Would you care to bet a million dollars?
Mr. Burns: Oh, if we’re going to bet, why not make it interesting?
What, a million dollars isn’t interesting to you?
Mr. Burns: Oh, did you say a million? I’m sorry, my mind was elsewhere. I thought you’d start with a small amount, then we’d slowly bait each other, and . . . well, you know how it goes. Yes, certainly, a million will be fine.
$50,000 to play one game?
Well it’s a pay cut but what the hell, sounds like fun
One more out burst like that and I’ll send you back to the big leagues
Burns : If a couple of Chinese bamboo gobblers can win people’s hearts, I’m going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time.
Homer Simpson : A sober Irishman?
Burns : Even rarer.
One of the best, top 5.
My favourite episode, the theme song 
