Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
We were sitting in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard. You happy?
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Las Vegas doesn’t care for out-of-towners. Take your money and go someplace else.
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“My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.”
“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
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I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
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Grown men quoting the Simpsons. Jesus weeps.
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Workers, please! There’ll be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
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What a character.
I choo choose you
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Today’s budget giveaway reminds me of this scene.
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You’re killing me, fish. Never have I seen a greater or more noble thing than you, brother. Come on and kill me. I do not care who kills who. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman, to live.
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Offffftttttt.
Grown men quoting the Simpsons:grinning:
Why - do you think it’s a kid’s show?