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Burns: Yes, I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Post Office Employee: Uh, I better look in the manual. This book must be out of date: I don’t see “Prussia”, “Siam”, or “autogyro”.
Burns: Well, keep looking!
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Classic Simpsons on rte now. Lisa the vegetarian one.
The best Troy McClure cut away ever?
Don’t kid yourself Jimmy if a cow ever got the chance he’d kill you and everyone you care about.
The tragic death of Phil Hartman robbed us of two great characters voiced by him in Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz,
I fucking love that line, deffo the best Troy McClure part there was. The “Mr. McClure, what does DNA stand for?” would run it a close second.
The episode where Krusty gets caught for Tax Evasion and fakes his own death is on Channel 4 now.
A classic
Krusty: (mutters) let’s just say it moved me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE…
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This one on 2 now
The Joy of Sect just started on Sky1
Great episode on Sky 1 now.
“But surely you can’t put a price on your family’s lives”
“I wouldn’t have thought so either but here we are”
“Whoa, careful there Annie Oakley”
“I don’t have to be careful, I gotta gun”
That one was just on Sky One there. Definitely one of the best lines ever.
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[a Lady compliments Barney’s movie]
Barney: You’re very kind.
Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn’t die.
The episode where Skinner and Miss Krabbopel fall in love was on Channel 4 last night.
Some brilliant quotes and one liners in it
A couple of my favourites
[SIZE=13px][FONT=Helvetica]I’ve always admired your tart honesty and ability to be personally offended by broad social trends.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=13px][FONT=Helvetica]Superintendent Chalmers[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=Helvetica]: No one would like to celebrate your love more than I, but I’m a public servant, and not permitted to use my own judgement in any way.[/FONT][/SIZE]
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?
[SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif]Now, now, now, don’t beat yourself up. [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif]I’m[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif] the one who drove her out of her seat. [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif]I’m[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif] the one who provoked the lethal barrage of T-shirts. [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif]I’m[/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=13px][FONT=sans-serif] the one who parked in the ambulance zone, preventing any possible resuscitation. [notices Ned glaring at him] Yeah, I, uh, but there’s no point in playing the blame game.[/FONT][/SIZE]