Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

What happened to them?

cc @Bandage , a snip for a young professional such as yourself.

I’m not exactly sure about the first one but it did pack up after nearly five years of heavy use. The second one is at the in laws and still works perfectly. They’re a grand machine but I’ve nothing to really compare them with bar the Nespresso, I’m sure other manufacturers are just as good.
A google throws this up as the first result @Bandage, I believe this is your local department store

https://www.arnotts.ie/shop-by-department/electrical/kitchen-appliances/coffee-machines/espresso/delonghi/pump-espresso-coffee-machine/BE_ECP3121.html?channable=e28549.QkVfRUNQMzEyMQ&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9cjutvHt3gIVy53tCh2IcQ7REAQYAyABEgJaXvD_BwE

So one packed up, you gave the other away and replaced it with an inferior piece of tat.
You couldn’t make it up etc

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Nothing lasts forever, 4 or more cups a day for 5 years isn’t a bad return from a 250 Euro machine.
Are you a nespresso apologist?

I can’t afford to buy rubbish

Then get the lavazza pod machine

https://powercity.ie/product/14619

Are you for fucking real?

Poor @Bandage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG44M-jzWnE&feature=share

Which Tassimo do you have bro?

https://www.tassimo.ie/machine-range/c-154/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI57CAyYfu3gIVT7ftCh0YgQPgEAAYASAAEgJ3A_D_BwE

Don’t you fucking do it, son.

The My Way one. Deals often on in electrical stores for it. Curry’s have it at €90 now. Amazon doing a deal on it now too.

Ffs Bandage. There’s no excuse for this sort of willful stupidity. Nespresso and tassimo,pod machines etc are specifically targeted at morons who don’t like the idea of drinking instant coffee but are too gormless to know the difference between coffee and synthetic chicory
If you don’t want a proper machine buy an aeropress, a moka pot or a French press- in that order.

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Did you miss the fact he is Wexican?

Nespresso or tassimo. You may as well devote the fine dining thread to discussing macdonalds or burger king.
It’s heartbreaking so it is

Nespresso is a grand coffee flavour drink. Its not coffee though

You’d think coffee was cheap enough without them coming up with that rubbish. They spent more on the marketing than they did on the product

Some cunts here are mistaking me for a cafe owner.

cc @glenshane.

Thanks for advice @Gman. I can proudly say that I’ll do it my way.

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Yeah stick to the Tassimo, a poor man’s Nespresso.

A mass produced piece of substandard tat is doing it your way?
I’m sorry- I.just wanted to.see you with a decent cup of coffee. The moka pot has a noble tradition, and there’s a degree of expertise, a finesse and a learning curve that will enrich.your life in a small way. Just understanding how it works will raise your level of consciousness.
The bialetti one posted by @Fagan_ODowd is a classic, but there’s a lot to be said for a stainless steel one…stellar do a.nice one