You’re going to get a plethora of posts now about giving a child coffee
@carryharry actions are similar to someone raving about the 12 year old vintage single malt they had (topped up with a bottle of coke)
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Should be giving it fennel tea
At least he hasn’t put a gps tracker on the kid.
Nespresso. Monday to Friday.
Aeropress. Saturday. Sunday.
I was roasting the last of my Costa Rican red dragon earlier, the permutations and puzzlements of your dilemma troubled me to such.an extent that I strayed slightly beyond the ‘second crack’, (open net etc).
No hard feelings though, it’ll still be considerably better than Starbucks etc.
I’m here if you need guidance.
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Unreal 
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Fuckoff Mac being the prick, if it wasn’t for coffee and whiskey this country would be in a right bloody mess
Late to the party here, @Bandage - We have a Nespresso machine and the coffee/taste is muck… i’d only use it when having a little shot of coffee before football/workout. I drink instant over it but the mrs and her sisters / mother all love their nespresso coffee - maybe it’s a woman thing.
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Thanks, pal.
A Tassimo My Way has already been dispatched and should be with me during the week.
I’d like to thank the poster who feared for his safety so contacted me privately (using the private message function) to outline the strengths and weaknesses of the Tassimo.
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If you havent been taking a little shot of coffee about 30-45 mins before your 5k runs, i’d advise you to start doing so from now on.
I’m injured and getting a little plump if I’m being honest.
I’ve also been dealing with a sick baby, moving house and becoming a fire warden in work in the past few months.
My fitness has suffered.
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I’m glad to read this… Not the baby or injured part - congrats on fire warden duty — well wear on new home ---- but it’s time you done away with this shitty little running / jogging - that’s for fannies.
Time you upped your game and started doing proper muscular endurance and strength work… the good news is, you can do this with out leaving your home or baby.
No the gaffer has been caught short a few times
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Caught shart you mean
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I shat myself sometime between 2004 and 2008. I can’t pinpoint the exact date but I was living off Waterloo Road back then and I shat myself in the lane near Andrea Corr’s house after getting caught out on the way home from The 51.
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You’re forgiven not forgotten.
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Name the bloody bastard