Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

[glenshane]

@TreatyStones

Rift is the only place in town I find that I get a coffee that tastes superior to anywhere else.

You’d think there would be more places where the coffee tastes superior to anywhere else.

[TreatyStones]

@glenshane

You’d think there would be more places where the coffee tastes superior to anywhere else.

Poor worded alright

[glenshane]

This is excellent. 9.99 British ponds for 1kg in tfk max. That said anyone not drinking maria sole caffe crema needs to take a long hard look at himself.

[EstebanSexface]

@glenshane

tfk max

is there an even more intense version of here?

[Corksfinedtboy]

Aka trying too hard to be trendy,FFS mind boggles at all these silly looking people walking along holding onto their coffee cups tighter than they held onto their virginity,buy a cuppa / sit down and watch the world go by for 15

[balbec]

And they gone fat as fools from all the milk and sugar in it.

[glenshane]

@Corksfinedtboy

tighter than they held onto their virginity

Sure I gave mine away for free …numerous times

[Corksfinedtboy]

Nobber as they say on Leeside
( bit of a Trollop myself In my youth TBH Only one mickey to service a few ol dolls was a tad unfair) tried my best though

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

They’re probably all at home drinking this

[habanerocat]

A tip for @Copper_pipe, Cork birds who drink coffee don’t put out.

[TreatyStones]

The wife picked up a Starbucks dark roast ground coffee recently. Jesus it’s vile.
It’s what I’d imagine chewing the end of fag butt to taste like.

[Corksfinedtboy]

[Corksfinedtboy]

God almighty

[Corksfinedtboy]

Braxen bitch

[glenshane]

@Corksfinedtboy

Braxen bitch

I’ve been called a lotta things in my time

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@TreatyStones

chewing

You are supposed to drink it pal

[Corksfinedtboy]

That should read brazen bitch( tongue in cheek )

[Corksfinedtboy]

Supposed to smoke tobacco but lots chew it🤣

[glenshane]

That doesn’t make me feel any better

[Corksfinedtboy]