Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

I bought a bag of B&D Ethiopia in Habit yesterday. Having a cup now, lovely tack.

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Snap, that’s the bag I have open at the moment as well

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Nice delivery today, this Tipp stuff is top notch but very pricy

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You must be absolutely strung out from ingesting all of that caffeine.

Tea is a far nicer drink

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Very bad for the endocrine system.

Who do you order from?

Edit: Sorry, can see the branding actually.

Went out for breakfast this morning and had two cups of the Old Barracks coffee, was excellent to be fair.

I saw a fella today in the market with the best scam going. “Turkish sand coffee” basically he had a hot plate with sand on it pretending the sand was doing something. A spoon of what looked like instant coffee was fucked in and an espresso shot of tar came out and it was unfiltered so the bottom of it was undrinkable. There was a load of hipsters standing around sipping it and ooohing and ahhing, so muggins here thought this must be good and got one :joy: €3. Talk about a mugging off.
I wouldn’t be much of a coffee expert but it was fucking vile and anyone telling themselves otherwise was only lying to themselves. Fair fucks to him he was raking it in

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That is Turkish coffee alright. Awful stuff with a layer of tar at the bottom of a small cup

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You could stand your spoon in it.

I had to see this.

I had one of those in Toronto couple of years ago.
Vile is right. Like black treacle. Undrinkable***

*** I had paid for it so as a child of 80s Ireland I fucking drank it.

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I love the honesty associated with a self confessed mugging off post. :clap:

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If you can’t laugh at yourself

Did you ask him where he got the sand?

McMahons

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Any recommendations for a scales for coffee?

What ???

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