Coffee thread, aka a thread for spoofers

This about covers it @Bandage mate.

flatty fiddles with his coffee in caffe nero while the hipsters burn

I’m sure you could have squeezed Roma in there somewhere.

i was pushing it with fiddles with coffee

Notions from this place Fika in town. 3 quid for barely a gobfull

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Again - Tea is twice the drink

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How many shots are in it?

Was supposed to be an Americano! Thought she was giving me an espresso but she confirmed it was an Americano.

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You’ve probably got two shots of espresso then with a drop of water. It would be the same no matter how much water was added.

I’ve taken to drinking double macchiatos.

Just had a lovely one from a coffee van that is a repurposed US military van from the 1960s.

The coffee from the pink van just before moycullen is lovely if you’re ever in that neck of the woods.

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They’d have filled it to the brim with water if you’d asked,

Fika is a grand spot, they’re a very nice crowd.

They saw you coming

That’s how I like my coffee, hate when it’s filled up with water and you’re drinking watery auld shite.

@backinatracksuit what was the name of that online coffee shop you order from? It had a selection of beans from different producers. Something like The Coffee Exchange.

I’ve found it. It was called The Coffee Exchange.

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Tesco number 5. The pink one. :+1:

That or Lavazza.

Anything from Lydl or Aldi in the line of ground coffee will poison you.

Velo is a grand brand, their blend is ground right down which helps with the taste. And they’re from Cork!

(wagons being circled)

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14 pound for a 250g bag of this stuff this morning. It didn’t disapoint.

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We bought a stove maker there last week like the below… Must pick up a nice coffee now- we just bought the Aldi Velo coffee to try the thing out.

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