Was floored with it all week, only able to leave the house today. Cuntish dose.
Snort a few lines of Lemsip MAX, mate.
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Had it myself the last few days. I think iâm out the other side of it. I always get it at the changing of the seasons. Weather starts getting warmer, iâm not wearing any less clothing, but i still get it. Go figure.
Would you not have discarded the Long Johns at this stage mate? Youâll make maggots FFSâŚ
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Sign in @ChocolateMice
Iâve a touch of a cold
@Fitzy, picked up a bit of a head cold at the game on Saturday night. I had my top coat on, but it wasnât enough.
Feel very groggy today.
Tats awful hon, hope u feel better soon, tinking bout u.
FFS, youâre from Monaghan and you picked up a cold at a game in Sydney and youâre complaining? It wasnât even all that cold. Youâd better be in work today son.
Iâm in work alright. And iâve a massive meeting I need to dominate this arvo (CC @ChocolateMice). Trouble is, you couple the nasal sounding of the headcold with the ignorance of a North Monaghan accent, and youâre left with a lot of bemused consultants around the table.
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You need to let everyone know that youâre not well and whatâs worse, youâre in a fucking foul humour and will not tolerate any shit today whatsoever. Snap at some junior fucker and have a go at someone more senior this morning, so that there is a sense of foreboding and fear going into the meeting this afternoon. Then start the meeting by apologising, but youâve got a bit of a cold and really shouldnât be here, but this is important, mkay? Then your cheerful in the face of a raging torrent of snot demeanour will lead to relief on everyoneâs part and theyâll all leave the meeting thinking he wasnât so bad after all and heâs a top, top bloke for coming in while heâs sick.
Alternatively, you could send an email to all stakeholders telling them youâre fucked and have to go home to watch GOT.
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I can feel this brewing deep inside me.
How are you feeling now pal?
I started taking uppers from mid morning.
Did I dominate? Against all the odds, yes.
Am I starting to crash and burn? Absofuckinglutely.
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Got a horrible dose. No doubt form one of those dirty gamblers.
Big Pharma companies made $3bn from selling flu shots this year. They had efficacy rate of around 10%.
They made another fortune selling the drugs to treat people who caught the flu after their initial jabs didnât work.
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Cunts.
Sheep will be sheepish, nothing to see here pal.
Iâm currently in the depths of what I consider to be my worst flu ever. I thought on Sunday that it was the result of serious binge drinking on Saturday. But it has given way to shakes fevers and severe tiredness along with swollen tonsils and throat. In short. Iâm fucked.
Hope you feel better soon pal
Thanks. Although weâve been told itâs your fault. Australian flu is rampaging through Ireland at the moment apparently.