[QUOTE=āRocko, post: 443016, member: 1ā]A lad we used to hang around with used to go a bit crazy with the lies.
Told us he was in college doing medicine in Prague or somewhere one year when we kept seeing him in the shops and stuff and heād say he was just home for the day. Apparently heās head of some insurance company in the UK now but I met him recently enough working as a bouncer in town. Told me the club were having trouble with scumbags and they knew he was a right tough bastard from years ago so they rang him up and paid him a fortune to work the door for a night. Fucking clown![/QUOTE]
I knew a fella who once the hooch hit his lips he turned into Walter Mittyā¦its was unbelievable the transformation ā¦heād tell you heād a few months to live or that he was having an affair with his friends wife or that he just got into a row while you had gone to the toilet in the bar ā¦next day heād be totally normal and I genuinely think he didnāt remember anything he saidā¦
[QUOTE=āmickee321, post: 975748, member: 367ā]give us a few examples?
is it work related stuff, like what he did previosuly in his career or is he telling you he was out playing with the DLSP second XV at the weekends and dumped into Drico[/QUOTE]
There are a couple of work things, that are boring, that I know to be lies.
A few more things, like claiming he was at a wedding where a bride fell into a puddle and everyone laughed, that I canāt prove but are just clearly bullshit.
Said he fell down a hatch where pubs get in the kegs one day. Fell about ten feet to the floor and walked away completely uninjured.
Harmless enough shit, but Iām pretty convinced he is a serial killer at this stage.
[QUOTE=āJulio Geordio, post: 975775, member: 332ā]There are a couple of work things, that are boring, that I know to be lies.
A few more things, like claiming he was at a wedding where a bride fell into a puddle and everyone laughed, that I canāt prove but are just clearly bullshit.
Said he fell down a hatch where pubs get in the kegs one day. Fell about ten feet to the floor and walked away completely uninjured.
Harmless enough shit, but Iām pretty convinced he is a serial killer at this stage.[/QUOTE]
from the stories you tell about this guy I think you are a bit jealous of him palā¦youāve no real proof that anything was a lieā¦sounds to me like you and all the girls were slating him on the coffee break and the guy is a victim of office politicsā¦disgustingā¦
I know a guy who told everybody he went on an all-inclusive trip to Mauritius for his honeymoon when we all knew he spent the 2 weeks in a mobile home in Miltown Malbay
Farmers got some of that wrong.
It was George Clooney I met in a bar, in Italy.
And it was Dynamo Kiev who were in the hotel I was staying in, in Portmarnock.
Everything else is spot on. *
A lad I donāt know but would like to stab makes out he scored all the points for his club in an underage final even though he refuses to answer questions from people on the internet that might verify this outlandish claim.
Donāt worry buddy, it was an u14 Roinn C final and they were beaten 7-11 to 0-3. He snigged the three points (one free) when the other crowd emptied their bench of the misfortunateās who didnāt get a game all year.
Have you not seen the picture of him and his forehead getting the cup presented by Larry O Gorman? People in Wexford still talk about it as one of the greatest individual performances ever seen