Compulsive Liars are hilarious

Harrington is an alright sort. I like the way he uses the term ā€œhop ballsā€ and the fact he is a fan of ballhopping:clap:

PH: Fat and experienced wins every time, thatā€™s all Iā€™m saying. Have you ever seen me do 300 press-ups

:smiley:

[QUOTE=ā€œThe Selfish Giant, post: 1029938, member: 80ā€]http://www.independent.ie/sport/golf/padraig-harrington-id-love-to-be-ryder-cup-captain-one-day-30656807.html

Harrington irked at mcginleys ā€œinaccuraciesā€[/QUOTE]
Ah lovely. Hon ta fook Paddy, wear into the bullshitter.

He never looks at the menu in a restaurant. Heā€™ll sit there and say: ā€˜Can you make me this?ā€™ā€™

The definition of a cunt.

[QUOTE=ā€œColin Montgomerie, post: 1030383, member: 9ā€]:clap: :clap: :clap:

I called this McGinley spoofer out from the get go.

Never been wrong on the internet.[/QUOTE]

quite the opposite palā€¦McGinley has raised the bar for the future captainsā€¦ all the while giving off the image of the old pro sitting round telling yarnsā€¦heā€™s mugged you and the Americans off good and proper ā€¦his attention to detail was so precise he even predicted the way the match ups would go according to harringtonā€¦all the while he had you believing he would just turn up on the day like something from dā€™unbelievables gaa mangers sketch and put on the bainistoir bib and see how it goesā€¦I can see him and jim mcguinness being the next celtic dream team!..

[QUOTE=ā€œTreatyStones, post: 1030386, member: 1786ā€]This all played out wonderfully for Kimmage.

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Very clever set up by Kimmage. His incredulous tone in the McGinley piece set this up perfectly. No doubt he had a word with Harrington ā€œhave you seen thisā€.

ā€œHarryoā€ comes across as a slightly less developed cunt than McGinley, but a cunt all the same. All golfers are cunts by nature.

Thatā€™s a clamping.

Au contraire, old pal. His micro-management or attention to detail as you call it was commented on at length. The blue and yellow fish in the tank in the Team Room ultimately proved decisive though - Iā€™ll grudgingly give him that. He only needed to be lucky once, and he was.

He fired Harringtons missusā€™ shoes up in to the ventilation shaftsā€¦ Paulie is sound.

Except @Fagan ODowd of course.

No longer a golfer. The arthritis determined that golf was no longer a pleasant pursuit.

A well renowned one from back home returned from London for the Christmas. He was out in the pub there on Tuesday night and proceeded to tell us that he was doing lines of coke with Jim White in a London hotel toilet a couple of weeks back.

Cockney rhyming slang.

No he said he was doing coke with Jim White off Sky Sports News, this lad is too fucking stupid to incorporate colloquialisms in his fantastical stories.

Turns out Chris Kyle (American Sniper) was a fantasist

http://mpmacting.com/blog/2014/7/19/truth-justice-and-the-curious-case-of-chris-kyle

[QUOTE=ā€œThe Big Cheese, post: 1065828, member: 1137ā€]Turns out Chris Kyle (American Sniper) was a fantasist

http://mpmacting.com/blog/2014/7/19/truth-justice-and-the-curious-case-of-chris-kyle[/QUOTE]
Depends if you believe the article. You canā€™t defame a dead man

[QUOTE=ā€œThe Big Cheese, post: 1065828, member: 1137ā€]Turns out Chris Kyle (American Sniper) was a fantasist

http://mpmacting.com/blog/2014/7/19/truth-justice-and-the-curious-case-of-chris-kyle[/QUOTE]

I read his book. I cheered at the end when it turned out heā€™d been shot by a student of his. Came across as your stereotypical macho redneck.

Iā€™ve just told a barefaced lie on the internet.

:eek:

Paul McGinleys car was broken into in California and some Ryder Cup memorabilia was taken.