Coronavirus - Here come the variants

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I think that’s how it works, I don’t know I anyone’s copyrighted this though, assuming it exists of course

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So if you an be the first to isolate and extract it you can patent it? You’ll probably need an ology though

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The Limerick variant will hit in mid summer during sweltering heat. Savage intensity.

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A Pavee variant will emerge soon and the junta will shit themselves.

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I expect the Gardai will be there this morning making arrests in the same way they were at the hairdressers in Balbriggan yesterday.

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I expect Primetime to report this story in a vigorous manner.

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With Relish?

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I hope they don’t catch the Ballymaloe variant.

Sorry the Ballymaloe deviant.

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RTE must be preparing an extra long story on this cos it hasn’t reached their home page yet

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@Bandage
please sign in for the weekly HSE briefing

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@bandage

How are we still testing 18,000 people a day

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What the fuck is wrong with the other 17,000 odd?

Half a million people are getting tested a month.

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Sticking things up their nose mostly.

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One person had 38 close contacts in a 72 hour period :joy:

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We could be looking back on 2’20 with fondness if NPHET shut down the country for a few years.

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Great news .NPHET surely realise that lockdown is a cod, we just need to get on with it. The scales are falling.

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